DJL

"...my friend Cris cut away a stiletto 150 with an RSL and he had 4 line twist on his reserve and barely time to get out of his reserve line twist before hitting the ground. That's when I knew I would never use an RSL ever again."
If there was barely enough time to get out of four line twists then why would you want more freefall time before having a reserve over your head? You fall a greater distance with nothing out than you do with something out.

Why is the text centered? Is this a poem or something?

That metal-on-metal thing sticks out to me also. If there's one thing you can gaurantee it's that Joe-Skydiver WILL swing around wildly. Kids, don't F up your gear! Do the sewn thing BG posts in the comment.

Metric, please. These units are only understood by 5% of the world's population.