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Posts posted by hagar

  1. Did my first static line jump today (the one where you do a dummy pull). My jumpmaster got mad at me because I hung on to the C-182 for about 15 seconds after thumb-up, not wanting to let go. Then I did a really lazy arch and forgot competely about the pull. Landed in a small forrest clearing between some power lines. Failed that jump by a clear margin. Put a case for first static line jump. Now I am mighty drunk since someome else put another case and we where only 5 to drink then both and two of them left febre the first was finished. Goimng to jump more (if they allow me back on static line) in 8 hour.
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  2. 1. Scientific tests find that when women produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth they make love more.

    2. Dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes reduces your chances of gentle, relaxed lovemaking.

    3. Those calories you piled on during that binge eating session implies less lovemaking.

    5. Mild depressions is an instant cure for sex.

    6. The less sex you have, the less you will be offered. The sexually inactive body gives off lesser quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes would have driven the opposite sex crazy!

    8. Lack of saliva to wash food from the teeth, decay and plaque build up prevents kissing.

    9. Lack of tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain can lead to more sex.

    10. Asthma and hay fever can help combat sex.
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    Agreed that we have supported "Allies" of dubious character, so what do you suggest?

    How about stop getting new ones?

    This is a bit besides the topic of the thread... but anyway... based of past conflicts this is what I think is going to happen.

    1. In order to save the life of its soldiers and make victory faster/easier/possible, america ally themselves with various groups, ethnical minorities, fundametalist tribes etc... in fact anyone who has the common enemy.

    2. Victory. Civilians greet US/NATO/coalition soldiers as heroes. New regime installed. US military rent land for bases for 99 years. The russian mafia already has its brothels in place and can't wait to profit from the peace(keeping).

    3. The "allies" are unhappy with peace. What they really wanted was victory over their enemies. They continue to smuggle drugs and blow up stuff, this time with american weapons and training, causing embarrassment for everyone involved.

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  4. If none of those things means anything to you, how about pride? There should be certain pride in knowing
    that there is quality in the art or craft you are practising.
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