nanook

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  1. Maybe our joy, excitement and fun to be had takes away from his "martyrdom". You can't be the bravest boldest superhero doing something that others have delight doing. . .even paying to do. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  2. Got to agree with you here. Purely Barnum Effect. Emode uses the same devices for personality tests. All parlor tricks. But if people believe in this, it will be easier when I become Dictator For Life _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  3. Never cheated on a woman. But once, I wish I would have. i don't believe in "once a cheater always a cheater". I think of cheating as a synthom, not the original problem. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  4. Tom Clancy says the Navy calls rogue russian submarines that too. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
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    Luck

    Martha Stewart's pretty much Phawked. Lucky me I got the black octogonal Martha Stewart dinner plates from Kmart before she got convicted. good luck/bad luck. It's just the same as one's outlook in life. You got people who notice the beer is half empty. You got people who notice the beer is half full. . .and you have the rare third type who wonder who has been drinking thier beer. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  6. Hey, put that Slinkie line back up. It was great.
  7. You are exactly right. You have to beat the stop-loss; re-enlist before it is put in effect. They usually don't get it to you in time though. And, I think there's a certain amount of time you can re-elist early. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  8. It was a half hour after closing at the Ford dealership when I finally got to the Finance and Insurance people when I was buying my truck. That financing contract cost her about an hour of her time as I read it word for word, line item by line item. She was not happy. I did the same for my Navy contract. I'm aware of my eight years and stop-loss. But, there aren't any person or organization that's going to make me feel bad about complaining about profit loss. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  9. krispy kremes. Every friday it's doughnut day and the new guy of office brings the two dozen doughnuts his title of "new guy" entails. There's no doughnut like the creme filled chocolates. I do my straffing run on 'em and suck down four before I finish my first cup of coffee. Death to the new guy who is late on friday!! Stay away from those cheesecake and caramel filled ones though. They will crash your pancreas and you will go into a diabetic coma. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  10. Stop loss has always been a fact of life for us service members. the one thing that sucks about it is our re-enlistment bonuses. My rates are from 35,000 to 40,000 depending on the exact date. Stop loss means they don't need to pay you that. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  11. What he said. Just out of curiosity, do you think the dealership will warranty it if they put it in for you? And on the sports cars and women; you would need at least a corvette or costlier to turn thier heads. Mustangs and Camaros are just too "trailer-rich". and Imports? Fergettaboutit!!! High school. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  12. Woot! Nice meeting you. See you around. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  13. somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!!! _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  14. I had only one tornado experience. My dad had a house in Hazelgreen AL, about 30 miles north of Huntsville, which had about 20 acres of backyard including a frog pond. During a visit, one of those suckers ran crosswise at the end of his property. It cut a huge swath through the forest and rudely evicted all of our frogs. It was nice though. It took most of the water from the pond so the frogs would have a piece of home in thier new location. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  15. What I saw. . . An Iraqi gettinng killed. Then I saw the soldiers whooping(looked a lot like some kids releasing some heavy adrenaline/emotional overloads ). I then saw an interview that started with a kid talking and then an obvious fast forward chop to him describing some action we don't know in fact if was part of the origional coversation. What I don't see is the reason the guy was killed and if he was the only one and for how long this was going on ect. . . I didn't see the piece between the interview (time saving?) chop. I still don't know what the hell is going on. But, the News editors sure got a story. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  16. Okay, fellow supervisors, how many of you wish you could eval someone like this? Monthly Overall Evaluation Name________ Date:________ Evaluator________ Knowledge ____The son of a bitch really knows his shit. ____Knows enough to be dangerous. ____Only half of brain is dangerous. ____Fucking brain damaged. his coffee cup has a higher I.Q. Accuracy ____does excellent work if not preoccupied with pussy. ____Pretty good. only occasionally blows it out his ass ____Has to take off his shoes to count higher than ten ____Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice. Attitude ____Extremely cooperative (if you kiss his ass frequently) ____Brown noser in good standing. ____Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop ____Doesn't give a shit. Never did, never will. Reliability ____Really dependable little cock-sucker ____Works so hard that he must take an extra day off each week. ____Can rely on him to be the first one out the door ____Totally fucking worthless. Appearance ____Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hairs. ____Looks great on his days off. ____Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him. ____Dirty, Filthy smelly son-of-a-shit. Performance ____Goes like a son of a bitch if there's money in it for him. ____Does all kinds of good shit at evaluation time. ____Works well after an enema. ____Couldn't do less if he were in a coma. Leadership ____carries a chainsaw and gets good results ____Macho attitude, comands total disgust. ____dog fasted 3 days last time he brought home pork chops. ____Mother Theresa told him to get fucked. I understand that I have been counseled and know my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and I will attempt to correct my deficiencies. ______________ _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  17. Well, it looks like the name Frank is liked most here. And, cock and balls was mentioned once(a good classic) Why not compromise. . . his name is. . . Frank and Beans!!! _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
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    Small animals

    I saw one of them coming out from under the deck at manifest this last sunday. I wanted to put a pancake on its head.
  19. Wow!! I haven't heard a cat named that in years!! Call him: Two-balls. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  20. Ozzy isn't playing at your house again _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  21. I thnk that article lost its credibility by using SOF as a reference. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
  22. He wasn't the only drunk. . . So was Jesus. Every weekend someone comes knocking at my door asking me if I had found Christ Yet. "What? He wandered off again??!" _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
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    Penis size

    baah. . . Maxim really is a Cosmopolitan magazine in disguise. Here's my size ". . ." Now compare your lives to me and then kill yourselves _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
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    Draft

    oops, gotta get in tuned better with this. I origionally thought the draft/conscription was a permanent thing being pushed for both war and peace times. A kind of permanent fix _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln
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    ebay scam

    It usually does. I had to retract a bid once due to family problems. the item was up around 500 at the time. Since I got hold of the seller and the bid retraction lost around 15$, there was no problem and I got no negative feedback. _____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln