DesertAttorney

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  1. Colleges exist to educate, not field athletic teams.
  2. You have no idea what the hell you are talking about.
  3. So he called buttfucking a pre-teen "horseplay." That kind of negligence/stupidity rightfully got him fired.
  4. OHHHH so you dont REALLLLY want to help them after all.... If your definition of "help" is shipping them off, segregating them, and letting some panel decide whether or not they have rights, then no, I really don't want to give anyone that kind of help. I prefer lawrocket's method of defending their rights, and allowing the medical field to treat them. If you like the idea of having some panel depriving people of their rights because they scare you, because they are not like you, and becasue they are an easy target, then you are a good little Citizen and approved for all Traveller meetings. Have you returned your norsefire enrollment package yet? Be careful, Amazon will start putting on a bad impersonation of the Stasi... Ooooh the Germans are mad at me, I’m so scared. Oooooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are coming to get me! Oh no, don’t let the Germans come after me. Oh, no the Germans are coming after me. No! They’re so big and strong. Oh, protect me from the Germans, the Germans! When it waddles like a fascist.... and quacks like a fascist.. I guess its really a what??????? Those of you in the FRINGE RIGHT WING in this country.... are making ALLL the RIGHT moves to take us there. You do not know what Fascism is. You've never lived it, you cannot fathom what it is like. (nor have I, thank God.) You really ought to drop the hyperdramatic word choices.
  5. Child anal rape does NOT constitute "Horseplay." He's a fucking Coach. Not a god. He Fucked up good and proper, and should rightfully pay the penalty.
  6. I sincerely hope that's a typo, and you don't actually believe Paterno has a cause of action against PSU of the kids...I'd wager that the kids have a claim against Paterno. His "I did all that was required of me" smacks of the usual war crimes tribunal response of "I was only following orders." The old fuck should rot in hell for not speaking up.
  7. Holy Crap-- with the per round cost of .303 Brit, that's an expensive friggin toy...
  8. OHHHH so you dont REALLLLY want to help them after all.... If your definition of "help" is shipping them off, segregating them, and letting some panel decide whether or not they have rights, then no, I really don't want to give anyone that kind of help. I prefer lawrocket's method of defending their rights, and allowing the medical field to treat them. If you like the idea of having some panel depriving people of their rights because they scare you, because they are not like you, and becasue they are an easy target, then you are a good little Citizen and approved for all Traveller meetings. Have you returned your norsefire enrollment package yet? Be careful, Amazon will start putting on a bad impersonation of the Stasi... Ooooh the Germans are mad at me, I’m so scared. Oooooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are coming to get me! Oh no, don’t let the Germans come after me. Oh, no the Germans are coming after me. No! They’re so big and strong. Oh, protect me from the Germans, the Germans!
  9. Best case scenario for JoePa and PSU? A nice fat out of Court Settlement. 7-figures minimum...
  10. Even if Paterno is not criminally indicted, the Civil Suits that will be delicious to behold, as the Victims decimate Penn State, Sandusky, Paterno, and all of the other asswipes who stayed quiet. Hundreds of millions. Paterno might as well just liquidate his entire estate and pay it out just before putting a 9mm slug into his own brainstem.
  11. bubba seems to be busy with desertattorney Aw, sweetie. Are you still upset I won't take you to your office Christmas party? I'm happily married to the Woman of my Dreams... Move on with your life...
  12. Oooh! Indignant, angry Fundies! **cracks open beer, grabs bag o' popcorn**
  13. sounds like you've put a lot of thought into that little prison fantasy *eye roll* Nah. Just amused at the thought of some latte-sipping hipster who thinks he's a civil disobedient hero being attacked by a real criminal... sounds like a little bit of prison violence might turn you on... Not turned on--amused at the thought of Hippies being beaten senseless. If Bubba gives them a little surprise buttsecks, I would not lose any sleep.
  14. Noted. Of the three attorneys who routinely post here, you are the most easily amused (and probably the most likely to torture small animals). Blues, Dave Nah, I am a devoted Cat dad of two happy kitties. The only vermin I like seeing encounter misfortune are OWS Protesters and Hippies in general.
  15. sounds like you've put a lot of thought into that little prison fantasy *eye roll* Nah. Just amused at the thought of some latte-sipping hipster who thinks he's a civil disobedient hero being attacked by a real criminal...
  16. I sincerely hope WF sticks to the letter of the law in terms of slowly releasing the funds, so that a few more OWS hippies get some Jailhouse Lovin' from Bubba...
  17. Is that to annoy the intruder? A double-tap to the head will stop him/her as well as a larger caliber...and the .25 hides nicely in a vest pocket...
  18. ...who has busted his ass to get where he is today, and will continue to do so, whilst pursuing becoming one of the 1%...with absolutely no shame.
  19. No, money does not buy happiness. But it sure as shit makes it possible to create an optimal environment in which the cultivation of happiness is easy...
  20. I keep a .25 ACP in my desk drawer for if/when someone gets past my receptionists and to my office door. Having received a death threat last week, I am of the mindset that it's better to take my chances with 12 jurors than to have 1 Police Officer deliver the news of my death to my wife...
  21. Nah I refuse to use your way.. and put a Benjamin in with the paperwork I have no need to. I don't break the law, and when and if I do, I pay the fine and move on with my life. RIIIIIGHT.... Sorry.. but now we all know the REAL Desert Attorney. You mean WHEN you get caught breaking the law...lots of difference there counselor Prove it. Oh must have hit a raw nerve there... and here you were not even being PAID to perform your primary function in life... tsk tsk tsk No nerves struck here, but I gotta ask--What's it like to go through life with so much angst and hatred? The energy you expend on your victim complex must be astounding...
  22. Nah I refuse to use your way.. and put a Benjamin in with the paperwork I have no need to. I don't break the law, and when and if I do, I pay the fine and move on with my life. RIIIIIGHT.... Sorry.. but now we all know the REAL Desert Attorney. You mean WHEN you get caught breaking the law...lots of difference there counselor Prove it.
  23. Nah I refuse to use your way.. and put a Benjamin in with the paperwork I have no need to. I don't break the law, and when and if I do, I pay the fine and move on with my life.
  24. Aww... Someone's a bit too old and unattractive to flirt her way out of tickets...