SuFantasma

How about American Skydiver... we can base the show on : I can do that trick in 7 jumps... Chuck, I can do that trick in 4 jumps, Chuck, I can do that trick in two jumps.... It's a blend between Amercian Idol and Name that Tune (or name that Thomb) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Never seen them Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Oh come on ! Be a Sport ! This is THE BONFIRE ... (Hugs)!

"Shawshank Redemption" (Morgan Freeman ), "Lord of War" (Nicolas Cage) and "Employee of the Month" Original version with Matt Dilon and Christina Applegate Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Amen ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I dunno, I didn't try to catch myself and I still broke my wrists! Wrist guards might have helped, maybe someone can throw in their two cents on whether they really help that much or not. I think that I will bring wrist guards this time. I just find it really hard to not put my hands out when I fall...the only thing that would get me to stop doing that is shock therapy Learn to snowboard with a straightjacket... Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Wow, for a few minutes there I thought you played with yourself for 21 days ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Wow, six inches of manhood can reach back two centuries ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Be kind to children, the get to manage your retirement assets and funeral arrangements... and not necessarily in that order ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Disqualified... setting up the website is DOING SOMETHING ! I can think of a few people in goverment that really deserve the award for doing NOTHING ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Good point ! Just masturbate and you'll learn to love yourself ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Check with your psychick ... I think you pissed off a woman ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach 1) Tequila is much faster, avoid food. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb.) 2) Most vaginas in the US cannot support 3kg (6lbs), All that shaving has consequences! The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. 3) I must infer that a thumb in a vagina can only get 1/3 of the work done Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. 4) Written by someone who never had a swooping incident A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. 5) So does a woman's tongue , I've taken those beatings too There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. 6) I am running for secretary of housing, my feet are affordable housing Women blink twice as often as men. 7) Is that why they never use the turn signals ? The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. 8) Never heard a woman say: "Caress my brain, it will only take you half the time" Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. 9) Since I never stand still, I must have no muscles If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. 10) Is that why porn stars spit on their hands before going in ? Women reading this will be finished now. Was my last commend THAT offensive? Men reading this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. I just started spitting on my thumb, you mean I don't get to try it ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

"Wham it u" will play with "Want it ah?" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

No kidding, I've had scanners shipped with printed newspaper wrapped around it and then shipped UPS (who takes great pride on testing your packaging skills and destroy anything that's not armored) Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Hmmmmm..... Kids - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (that would be you) Wives - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (your in-laws) You - Follow the manufacturer's instructions (your parents) Follow-up with therapy as necessary. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

I guess the "Drink Responsibly" label is a mere suggestion ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

That's good advice. I go a step further... As soon as I receive payment and start shipment, I send the buyer a message letting the buyer know that the goods are on its way, feedback for the buyer has been posted and that I would appreciate feedback on the transaction. A couple of days after the items are supposed to arrive, I check with the buyer again to make sure everything arrived as promised and again let them know that feedback is greatly appreciated. I usually get feedback in 8 out of 10 transactions. Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Growing up (ok, I am old), I recall that quite a few products (specially food items) did not have instructions or directions on how to use them. Lately I've noticed that a few products come with no instructions .. I started to compile a list ... what can you add to it? 1) Toilet Paper 2) Toothpicks 3) Napkins Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Have child.. and you'll recognize intantly! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

And ruin a perfectly dysfunctional relationship? What's wrong with you ? Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

And to top it all off, there are those guys who claim to be skydivers AND deep-see divers... those are real fucking winners ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Wow, it really looks bad !!!!! Once the swelling goes down it should begin to look like Dr. Saniay Gupta Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Damn, I miss those 20,000ft lift tickets in 172 Cessnas ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

Good luck in your search. I've been doing the search thing for two months now! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"