BoogeyMan

Hang out with the local packer, or rigger. De-mystify the gear. It will help you.

NOPE......! No matter how comically arranged ones features are, sooner or later nature will intervene. Usually with less than desired for results.

All of those wimmenz had way too many teeth to be real trailer park, white trashers. Wannabes, all........

You've made me point, lassy. Arrrrgghh..!! The wrapper does not matter...ie steak on a paper plate,or Grey Goose in a paper cup. It be wutz inside of the flamin' peelings, matey's.

The operative word is "served". Situational events generally will dictate our instant actions. If that's how events unfold, then so be it. I'll eat the steak, and drink the Grey Goose, whatever they are served up in. The eye patch reference calls to mind's eye certain pirate behaviors. Arrrrggghh...., matey!!!

As long as metaphors are in play... If the finest steak in the world is served on a paper plate, I'm still gonna consume it. Nyaah..!

Shallowness is okay.... Just remember that the deeper you go, the farther down the food chain you are.

If it were you or I, we would probably still be sitting there..!! ( You know, of course, that all the ladies reading this are calling us major pigs.)

There ya go......... Now you're thinkin'.

A word of advice about bigger babes. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and a dandy wind block if you are packing your canopy outside.

I'm feelin' the luv...

no body warned me about nuttin' when I got booted.......

+1....... "Skippy, you are headed for the incidents forum. There is no such thing as a "conservative front riser turn". A front riser turn of any kind is by definition NOT conservative. "

You missed it too....... Read post #13.

Nigel99 is 100% on point. Spend time learning to pack. Hang out with a rigger. Feel better, soon.

mesquite chips.....................

Jeeze, Billy........!!! We're right back where we started. Full face helmets, reflective goggles...!! Perhaps the way to go is semaphore. Canopy lights actuated by a button wired to the toggles, so the hot canopy flyers won't have to take their hands off to wave at others.

QuoteHad the same thing happen last year down at Sebastian. Only, this gal got right in my face about it. She was never within 500 yards of me under canopy. I had never heard of this either. So, possibly, this is another clever way to meet babes?

Gaawd........... Your right. How depressing. On the lighter side, though, one should always be able to find time for a quick crotch grab or to project a finger. I mean, what are friends for?

So, I learned something. Leg kicking. My experience is/was that another jumper would either yell, "Yo...", or "...heads up..." or whistle to gain attention, then follow up with a crotch grab and an extended finger to all. Which was followed by maniacal laughter. Has all the kool fun stuff gone out of style in our sport?

At least it sez 100% juice. Some others say 10% real fruit juice. The other 90% kood be urine for all anyone knows.

It's all about her wanting the power in the relationship. Dump her.

What's wrong with + size wimmenz? Shade for packing in the summer, and a wind break in the winter.

At last........

Lotsa of jumpers feel he same way about jumpers, especially Tandem cargo carriers, who don't wear a helmet.