Waste

Back in the mid 90's when I was a freshman in engineering, we had to take the state required literature classes but the class was only comprised of engineers. Due to the typical gender ratio of the time, out of 35 people in the class there were only two girls. We were asked by the prof to explain what an oxymoron is, and I replied "pretty engineer"... well, those two girls wouldn't talk to me for the remainder of college In fairness though, there are some hot ones, and there are more girls in engineering today then there was even 10 years ago... and I married a bio-med who broke the mold of my earlier perception of engineering women

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" hehe, sorry to the lawyers out there

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to Tiger Woods Announces his Return to Sex

^^^ Tandems count towards 25 for your A. Funny vid, the dropzone building they show is crosskeys... wonder if someone there threw this together when they were bored?

I'm nerd enough to get the joke It's a reference to a video game, most likely call of duty where if you play on a modded server you can receive 2x the experience points per kill, and all of the new guns and perks can be "unlocked" and made available to you... EDIT: Regi beat me to it

This video isn't mine but some of you may enjoy it - It's a premature exit and low pull http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHtPDjGE8RU&feature=related

"why do you jump out of a perfectly good airplane" I overheard someone's response before that was, "you spend 5 minutes in that aircraft and tell me you wouldn't feel safer jumping out !"