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He questioned the roommates for a while and just shook his hed and left HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

I hear ya, I have all of my good solingen knives here too.... I'd be 3' tall now if i would have had one in my hand...HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

LOL, The best part was the cop..... He walks in as the medics are putting me on the backboard and says "Who did this to you?" I pointed to the food and said "Travis just shouldnt walk with sharp objects".... He looked so disappointed that he couldn't do anything.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

yeah, it's just a regular steak knife.... i cut my food at the kitchen counter now HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Damnit, i was trying to leve this out..... It was a pizzhut pazzone that i nuked one to many times so it was rock hard.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

yeah yeah yeah.... I'm like a good clifhanger... you will have to wait for next season to see what i will do next HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

at least he's got a cool story, travis being a clutz just dosent "CUT"it LOL OKOKOK that was funny HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

It's so nice to know that you are not alone HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

it's all good, i would have never posted if i didnt want to get some shit.... HAHAHAHA Hell, i'm still here so it's all good HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

That was the first thing they told me, i was like hell, i dont even want to look at it.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

damn, maybe thats why the 911 dude laughed.... HAHAHAHA.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

Point taken.... I was slacking HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

No it was only about half way, but that was enough to make me say "OH SHIT, How do i call 911" HAHAHAHA HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

LMAO!!!!! Damint and i'm a camera guy, shoulda had them grab my video cam HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

One more pic from today, not a good one it's from the phone. It ripped open again last week and just wont close again.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

HAHAHAHA.... for sure Here's the knife and the couch.... (the shoes are put away) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

LMAO... My roommates came in while i was on with 911 and one of the first things i did was tell them i needed to clean that stuff up. I SO thought about the pics after i got to the hospital LOL HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

and Travis WILL not put his shoes in the middle of the floor anymore LOL. For any of ya that know me you might get a laugh from this So there i was, gettin ready for a nice relaxing night at home. I turned on the tv and grabbed my food from the kitchen and headed for the couch.... well, i didnt quite get to the couch the way i had planned. I tripped on my shoes and fell right on the edge of the couch. I was so pissed that my food was all over till i stood up and looked down to see a steak knife stuck in my stomach I could swear that the 911 person kinda laughed when i told him what my emergency was HAHAHAHA well i got my 2nd life flight ride to the trauma center, The cool thing is that the blade missed all of the important things and we have a funny house story to tell now. Oh yeah, i got the knife back in a cool BIOHAZARD bag HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

LMAO!!!! That was funny, I had to read it a couple times too.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

The wheelchair company could use that in their marketing HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

next thing ya know people will be snorting alcohol HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

gotta love AMSTERDAM HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

congratulations!

GOD i could go for some white castles.... and some onion chips too.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE

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