misskriss

THat's a great idea.... we always think about calling people but don't want to bother them..They probably want to be bothered.

a little Freudian slip there?

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh......DAMN that show is fucked up..

did we......what were we watching??

I knew you would call me on that..

Placenta Cocktail: 1/4 cup raw placenta, 8oz V-8 juice, 2 ice cubes, 1/2 cup carrot. Blend at high speed for 10 seconds Placenta Lasagne: Use your favorite lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato. Placenta Spaghetti: Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours. Placenta Stew: Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour. Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.

you tell'em , Travis..

Oh I will.....Because I think human testicles could easily be substituted in place of the bulls..

LOL......my husband was being a smartass ..I did a search and found a site with no lie..101 testicle recipes..that shut him up..

---Donbalaan (4 servings) 4 sheep testicles 2 medium eggs 1 cup bread crumbs cooking oil 100 grams parsley salt & black pepper Wash testicles and cut length-wise along the middle. Remove the skin and cut each part length-wise into two slices. Sprinkle some salt and black pepper on both sides of each slice. Add salt and black pepper to eggs and mix well. Dip each slice on both sides in bread crumbs, then in eggs, and again in bread crumbs. Fry each slice in pre-heated oil on one side for a few minutes until color changes, Turn over and fry on the other side again until color changes. Serve with washed and cut parsley. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Penis Stew 1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's 3 tbls. oil 1 large chopped onion 2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped 1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed 1 tsp salt freshly ground black pepper Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind). Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil. Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes. Drain and slice. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden. Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes. Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil. Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender. Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning. The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal. Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish cooking. Bon Apetit

Hey......guacomole and Margaritas.....perfect.. and not necessarily in that order..

There's nothing wrong with surgically implanted boobs.. best money my husband ever spent..

Well it has been entertaining.....LOL... hey....you're in Atlanta right? I'm going to visit my Aunt in peachtree city in Feb...... maybe you and the Atlanta crew can show a girl around the hotspots..

Okay.....seeing as I joined dz.com well after this whole sheep thing started...can someone give me the history of the sheep?

Nap Then you'll be all rested when the beerlight comes on

I agree......

Wow....I'm so happy he's okay......My heart just sank while reading your post. I pray they catch whoever was driving the car..

Thank you, Nova..

You guys need to keep a better eye on Bob..I, for one am shocked and chagrined..

LOL...waveoff waveoff..

LOL......she is the wildone....ready to skydive as you can see checking her altitude...

okay......here is the oldest....... I had to get them all in..

That's great to hear... I have 2 kitties myself... my third kitty died and it was so hard... Glad to hear yours is going to be okay.

LOL...why yes it is..

Thanks for all the input..ya'll are great!!