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  1. http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ This scam is easy to recognize but just as easy to rescam. ~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~
  2. Thanks all. THe padded condom hat makes a little more sense now. The girlfriend and I are going to be taking our first AFF jump August 8th! ~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~
  3. I got there at exactly 11am for my very first tandem jump on July 4th. The staff was totally efficient and helpful and they even had the audacity to SMILE at me!!! The briefing was thorough yet concise, as was the fitting for the harness and "helmet"*. The TI I jumped with was knowledgeable and answered all my questions both on the ground and in the air. We had a textbook jump and even got to play in some thermals under canopy. After the jump I was made to feel at home and invited to come back to jump or even just party at one of their many events. So as you can see, Skydive Elsinore has absolutely ruined my life. I can't work, or eat, or sleep, without thinking about my next jump there and frankly my accountant is having a stroke regarding the outlay for my upcoming AFF courses. I will be consulting my attorney to see if there is some sort of legal remedy for this egregious treatment. If anyone from Skydive Elsinore reads this, I hope you realize you have turned a mild mannered hacker into a freak that jumps out of perfectly good aircraft. I hope you feel suitably ashamed. Hi, I'm Rivetgeek....and Im a jump-a-holic. * Ok seriously now, whats with the leather head condom helmets? Is there ANY reason for those being pink other than to make students look ridiculous? ~Bones Knit, blood clots, glory is forever, and chicks dig scars.~