Zenister

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  1. LOL..if anyone ever figures out a way to "store" sleep (apart from caffeine and amphetamines) they would make a fortune.. i could do all my sleeping during the week and play ALL weekend long... today is going to suck…I have to sit in AARs all day long… ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  2. oh yeah...i was going to borrow one last time was in Kapow (dan is taller than i am!) but when we were looking at it we noticed a few small tears that needed looking at before they got worst..so...still dont owe beer for first wingsuit flight yet... although per Lou's post tonight B2 does ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  3. oh yeah...i've been doing it with old songs ever since i started skydiving and pretty much think about most songs in relation to skydiving now... cant count the number of tunes thast have new meanings.. video production is very high on my list of skydiving related endevours..i'm going to be looking at capture cards when i get back to WA this weekend.. so many things to spend money on lately.. new reserve (think i'm going to bug skybytch about that one manyanna) new (to me) main camera helmet. capture card.. wingsuit? i want some track pants at least... i guess thats why i havent quit this job yet... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  4. not really..i just over slept when i nodded off after diner...grrrr so whats new in the world of vampires and eastern hemisphere types? ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  5. uh..try again..instead of spending time packing you could be practicing your attachment skills instead ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  6. ok this one is a little long but.. a man walks into a bar with a flamingo and a cat.. the man orders a beer, the flamingo orders a martini and the cat orders a white russian, but exclaims loudly "but i aint payin for it" bar tender serves up the drinks looks at the guy and says that will be $19.50 the guy reaches in his pocket and lays out exactly nineteen dollars and fifty cents. they finish their drinks and order another round..this time the guy orders 3 shots of tequila, the flamingo orders a screwdriver, the cat orders a black russian and again loudly exclaims "BUT I AINT paying for it!" the bar tender brings the drinks and tells the man that will be $26.40. the man reaches into his front pocket and again pulls out exactly twenty six dollars and fourth cents. a half hour later the man orders another beer and a whisky chaser, the flamingo wants a long island ice tea and the cat orders 3 shots of jager..and once again slurs.."but i AIIINT paaayin for it!" the bar tender serves up the drinks and tell the man that will be $32.50. the man sighs and reaches in his front pocket to pull out exactly thirty two dollars and fifty cents. as the bar tender is putting away the cash he says "buddy can i ask you a question?" "sure" the man replys. "well, you've had 3 different orders with three different prices and everytime you pay me you pull out the exact change. Whats your secret?" "ah well see its like this. One day i was walking along the beach and found a lamp. Sure enough when i rubbed it a genie popped out and told me i could have 3 wishes.." "so i asked to always have the exact amount of money i need to buy whatever i wanted whenever i wanted it." "Granted." the genie said. "and for your next wishes?" "i'd like a chick with long legs and a tight pussy ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  7. "you never know what is enough, until you know what is too much" -W.Blake (a man who partied so much he saw god ) ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  8. wow.. lucky guy.... ROTFLMAO.. indeed thats a hell of a commute just to put out every day i'm guessing the photos will be up on mike's site? I'm pretty sure i'll want one or two as a reminder that all work and no play really gets on ransome's nerves.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  9. some of those pictures of nick look a bit old, but i really dont think thats him.. honestly i think he looks more like this guy looks like he's upgraded his wardrobe at least ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  10. after being shown the www.ratemypoo.com site by another sky diva type chicka i'm reeeeaallly starting to wonder ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  11. CCCCKkk HIM! i am unafraid thanks again for the great site..i think everyone will agree youve done great things to bring the skydiving community closer.. (and hooked a few monkeys up too!) ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  12. the limits dont bother me..i use it, but not often and mostly as a POC for skydiving things i order over the internet..i figure if more dealers/manufactures see the url in an email address they will check it out and possibly pay for some advertising.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  13. Exactly, except for the part about Neo being a side effect. It was planned for Neo to be pulled from the Matrix to find out what makes humans tick. Neo was created as a troubleshooting mechanism. He is to gather data from the humans and then report this back to the source. The source will then use this data to further perfect the next version of the matrix to attempt to achieve 100% acceptance. If there is 100% acceptance, then there is no further need for Zion as there will be no more anomolies. i dont think Neo is planned at all. His capture (or return) and then extracting of data e to restart Zion is planned, but thats a reaction to the anomolie not an intent from the beginning.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  14. fuuuuck... thanks skymama, kevin..everyone.. love, hugs & blueskies holly. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  15. the problem with having it on your ankle is you get some REALLY wild changes when transitioning from head down to stand..i've got one spike (from the day i wore it on my leg) of 400 something mph!! ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  16. toes up is to keep you from pointing them..you still dont want to land on your heels though..if your body weight is coming down on you feet much at all your not rolling into it...see Hesitating at contact ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  17. cool.nice tat...its good to be a lizard..of course i think i might be crawling the other way ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  18. block his IP and contact his ISP..they should shut him down rather quickly.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  19. grrr i'm at work ...and the temptation to open that is almost to much... there is no way i am believing you've made 34 laps around the sun... ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  20. quiet you..i'm quite a bit better with a sword than the kid in the video. we could push peices of you out slowly so at least a few would actually land on the DZ edit: heya Corn, i already posted that text once!
  21. i was about to post that you can never have to much skin showing then i remembered some of the horrible images that Skymama has posted (not of her) lets say a skydiver can never have to much skin showing.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  22. In the name of Uber-geekdom the plural of matrix is Matrices.. you know i thought about that as i was typing then forgot to go back and fix it.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  23. i'm looking at just that. I need to get away from work for a while, but havent decided where to go..back to Eloy would be cool, but its getting warm there so... .i'm still pissed. i missed the FF Tunnel Camp because my bosses couldnt decide when/if to send me to the big sand..then they cant decide on exercise support so..i missed Perris too.. all this hurry up and wait is getting annoying.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  24. not quite..i'll leave it to any of the military JMs to explain better, but you dont want to land on your heels..its harder to transition smoothly to a roll if you land on your heels vis the balls of your feet. the exception would be for a rear PLF when landing heel first is pretty unavoidable.. ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
  25. cool..i'll come out and play..i've been chasing a few guys who are learning how to sit at Kapowsin..hard (but fun) work with all the fall rate adjustments.. isnt the Skymama boogie going on tour in the near future? you coming out to the west coast to play too? hopes semi-patiently ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.