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    What? You can't ask the waiter / waitress for seperate bills in Fance? :S



    Why would I do that??? I moved here - why should they have to adapt their ways to suit me???


    Why not? I have to "adapt to their ways" when they come here and don't tip for shit.:D

  2. Met him a couple times. He can be a douche. I'm in a few scenes of "Bad Lieutenant" with him. His uncle, Francis Ford Coppola, is much nicer.

    I can't help but laugh. In that article, Dog complains that it took 8 hours to bail him out. To get someone out of OPP, that is quick! Don't ask how I know! :D


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    The Pulse bottom skin is the same material as used in Optimum reserves,



    I wonder if they would let me order one with an orange bottom skin or ribs? That's what color the material is on the reserve. Anyone heard about this?

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    Agreed. The Pulse bottom skin material is the same soft fabric than the Optimum reserve. Closed your eyes, touch it and it feels like panties material.B|



    If this is true, then why doesn't PD offer the bottom skin and ribs in either white OR orange?

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    Who cares! As long as they buy beer and aren't doing anything stupid that could get anyone killed does it matter?



    ...and as long as they aren't engineers or anything over a size 8. (This only applies to the ones who became women.)

  6. Oh, I almost forgot. My brother called me like 2 days ago. He tells me his lip-ring got ripped out. He had to get stitches. He tells me his ring got caught on his girlfriends lip ring. I had just seen her a few days before, and I clearly remember her having no facial jewelry. So I say "Mandy doesn't have a lip ring.".... He replies "Her other lip." :o


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    A guy who worked as an orderly in a Chicago hospital told me about a female patient who was brought in "having a pop bottle".
    A vacuum had formed, and she was unable to remove it.
    The doctor drilled a hole in the protruding base of the bottle, releasing the vacuum, enabling removal.



    A friend of mine told me that if you ever use a bottle on a woman, it has to be reversed, because of these situations.

    Incidentally, he is the same friend of mine who had to call EMS for his one night stand because her rectum had become torn while he was fisting her.


    As far as me, the usual knees and elbows in the face for both of us. Hitting our heads on the walls. Also, rugburn, cramps, pains, and soreness from some rougher positions.