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US Airways aka Useless Airways canceled my flight for a second time today... so I am once again sleeping in an airport... The reason for the cancel is that they wouldnt be able to land hahah i said just open the door and Ill jump out with a parachute they looked at me like I was crazy hahaha .... Give me some ideas of how to pay the airline back for my inconvenience lol...

wait im gonna have to close this coffee house down cuz bry forgot once again to bring the Red Bull.....

i am currently cleaning the house with the gf bout to see if the men who help with housing cleanin my first experiment with the new gf lol....

LETS GO CANES.... clap clap clap clap clap After last game where Staal had basically open net and couldnt put the puck in was heartbreaking lets get game two in the books canes

hahahah and with im every females name is like (something)girl or (something)babe or any other spelling of those two... you have be on top of your game with the gf and ex not to get them mixed up lol... and damned if you do mix them up...

yea Rasta, that exactly why she is keeping it... Dude sounded like he had alot of issues hes getting mad cuz u didnt wanna hang out... hahaha lets just say wow he must really have no life or never get to hang out with women to get that mad... Why is that those type of guys think that women only want a man with money... thats what i got from his your loss text....he has reached Insta-douche bag status...

hahaha thanks very much i have been searching for the past two days

I have seen this one many times but never gets old..... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. "Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet. The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see...... The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand." Now whose grandma will do that? Mine would

I searched the forums but pulled nothing up... I have seen it here before and heard about it from other people... Has anyone heard of a container that is named seven.... I haven't been able to find the manufacture but had it bookmarked before my comp crashed.... Any help would be appreciated....

Even the idiot director and producer of house thought Laurie was an American hahaha then someone spoke up and said well actually he is British..... That video was hilarious.... And yes Laurie is only one of the best method actors ever

wait wait wait in this crazy market they dont sell Tupperware hahaha oh well... but they do sell mary kay go figure...

hahaha see i knew we wouldnt have arguments over math hahaha or logic... mission complete... this is a happy go lucky thread

A farmer returns from the market, where he bought a goat, a cabbage and a wolf (what a crazy market :-). On the way home he must cross a river. His boat is small and will only fit him and one of his purchases at a time. He cannot leave the goat alone with the cabbage (because the goat would eat it), nor he can leave the goat alone with the wolf (because the goat would be eaten). And also the water is infested with giant Parana How can the farmer get everything on the other side?

I love these things cuz people get heated over them..... there never is one dollar how the riddle is word is meant for you to mix up the addition and subtraction..... the guys originally paid 30 dollars then the clerk said it was to much and gave 5 to the bell hop but the guys wouldnt be able to split a 5 dollar bill so the bell hop made change but only gave the men 3 leaving him 2 that is 5... but where its confused is the guys think they paid 27 but they never did... if they got a receipt for there room it would say 25... so then they would say well wait we only got three dollars back 25 plus 3 is 28 they would say where is my two dollars cuz 28+2 is 30 so there is no missing dollar its there to confuse you

i wasnt saying that things at you i was stating them as generalities... and yea i was trying to make that comparison thanks for that added help lol.... the whole morals thing tho... morals only came around when religion did.... for means of controlling people... now days morals can be held by other people not religious either now the government holds morals.... but morals came about do to religion.... so yes it is possible for an atheist to have morals but had never religion never exsisted we wouldnt have morals or i have to accept the possibility that they would have came about later lol..... I just hate morals lol.... My last killing analogy why is killing animals okay but human not we are mammals which are technically animals just a different species than other animals.... But if you go hunting and have a liscense to hunt deer and u kill a deer is that not killing or if u kill a fly is that not killing... i just think people dont understand why or what reason morals came about.... But i bet every person on this forum or any other forum who says abortion is killing a human being doesnt understand they have killed before and are being hypocrites.... Anyways if my analogy isnt understood ask jcd11235 he helped with my other one lol....