theonlyski

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  1. 180 days prior to the date of its use. The inspector can argue all he wants but that's the black and white book answer. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  2. Unfortunately when you're flying at the razors edge of either your or the aircraft's abilities, an engine burping could be catastrophic. Same thing with doing just about anything. Can I take off and climb out at a very slow airspeed in a twin? Yep... But if one goes or anything happens, I may not even have time to realize that shit is hitting the fan before it's over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr6iLRIN234&feature=youtu.be&t=28m13s Still a very sad time for the performance teams, I'm actually a little surprised that I haven't seen a safety stand down until they can figure out what's going on (though I am fairly sure that each incident is a different cause). "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  3. Oh man, the new group requires approval. I guess I won't be getting in. ETA: Someone let me in, lol "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  4. What about a below average jump pilot? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  5. I'm thinking this should be putting an ugly look on her face right now: https://co.ng.mil/MEDIA/Pages/160512-fire-bucket.aspx Eh, Chinooks aren't THAT loud. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  6. Handbrake works pretty well too. I used it before I had enough storage to just keep everything in MKV. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  7. Too soon? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  8. My boss would appreciate it as much as I do. +1 "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  9. Obviously, 'Ski found someone new. He told me it was because you wouldn't send him naked selfies. I said MORE naked selfies, I've already got a few. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  10. Not everything revolves around you. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  11. Funny that you're the only one who caught that it wasn't really her. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  12. Looks like our favorite Alaskan blonde is joining the Army. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  13. Not sure if I follow, would you care to elaborate? http://www.dropzone.com/forum/Skydiving_C1/Gear_and_Rigging_F6/SERVICE_BULLETIN_for_folks_with_hip_rings_P735166/ The link in that post is expired, so here's the new one: http://www.unitedparachutetechnologies.com/PDF/Support/Rigging/09122RubberBand.pdf Sorry, I was incorrect on saying it was the MLW, that would depend on the ring type. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  14. I'd be very careful about doing things like this. Something seemingly unable to damage the equipment can have adverse impact. A case of this would be the rubber band on the hip rings that were impacting the integrity of the MLW. Good luck, post back with your results or questions.
  15. Yep, buy an expensive pair of boots to wear just a few times... but they were SHINY. I think it's funny that around the time that we transitioned to ACUs with the tan boots, they stopped (to my knowledge) issuing the ankle braces at the basic airborne school. I jumped the tan issued boots and never worried about my ankles under a round. I also jumped with them maybe twice in skydiving and decided I didn't like them for running out a landing, and that was under a slow boat of a canopy. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  16. Here's what I mean, with the dive loop: [inline dive.jpg] With the toggle: [inline toggle.jpg] When the canopy deploys, the toggle and dive loop do this: [inline open.jpg] Make sense? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  17. Start folding them upwards when you place the risers in the container after packing it. After a few jumps they'll almost start to fold themselves. No modifications are needed and it's 100% free. It's basically the same way I pack toggles (usually on reserves) so that when they come out, you don't have to fiddle with getting your hands in there. If I remember to, I'll take pictures of what I'm talking about tonight. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  18. How about an unintentional test flight? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  19. Don't forget the value of any bolt on upgrades. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  20. Using a 3-ring like the Strong DH tandems is even cheaper and reusable without having to replace the loops every time. You just need some way to pull the cable. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  21. Might want to keep your prop full forward... ya know, just in case. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  22. Such as? Just curious. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  23. Might help if you include a way to find you on Facebook. Lots of Chris R's out there. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  24. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message
  25. Sorry to hear that (about the being wrong part, not the ring part, lol). What ended up turning it into a nightmare? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message