justintime1983

This is my favorite road sign. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Really its not that hard. I dont know how much you make but that extra 2k is what I make a month. Im sure I could figure it out in 160 hrs. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

any cavity search? Really hope not. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Ok lil noob advice here but I was showed a really cool trick by a rigger the last week. With new gromets your container can be downsized to fit many diffrent sizes. Just replace gromets, closing loops and your good to go. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Holy shit!!! yeah thats bout all I can say. Way to go though, pulled it out. Congrats. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Im going to assume that explains the name "redline" ???justine??? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Certainly not, Im sure their are some unevenful trips maybe a better title would have been "Stupidest reason, funniest story, blah blah blah about going to jail." Ohh forgot to mention first trip when I was arrested it was me and two of my friends all of us 17 or 18 handcuffed in the back of the car stoned outta our minds singing "Head shoulders knees and toes." with our hands edit: poking out from behind. (geez this just sounds bad anyway I try to say it, whatever) between our legs. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

suuuure why not the SIM only recommends a hundred jumps. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

LOL!!! Thats funny. trespassing and open container? How come havent been on one of these "beer loads." Maybe because at this point they prob still barely trust me to land at the LZ?

If only one of you had had enough jumps for a camera what a great video that would have made. My hat does go off to you sir sounds like you guys had hella fun though. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

2nd that. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

I think that is absolutely the best response yet, good stuff I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

??? Why would someone do that I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Ok another thread kinda brought this up for me. Ive spent a total of I think 6 days in jail. 4 days for smoking pot. kinda fun got play shanked by some mexican dude while playing cards. Like 12 or so hours cause I was drunk and pissed in some dudes car (I can literally can say I pissed away 1300 bucks cause I paid for the nice leather seat so I wouldnt get a felony.) Oh also a lawyers car as it turned out, go me!!! Then a few hours for being drunk again. Who can top my pissing in the car thing (and yes I know that was extremely dickish, but I was drunk and my chick told me to do so; seamed like a good idea.) I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

theres a place called heaven there's a place called hell, theres a place called prison and a place called jail.

Im on myspace helps me keep up with my grandpa (yes he's actually on there,) my sister who until recently was in italy, and all the people who Ive known and would like to somewhat keep up with, but dont really care enough to put forth the effort of a real relationship. I am unpopular though only have like 30 or so friends. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Welcome. Watch out It'll get cha.

0:0 Couldnt even kill my time on DZ.com as most the other people were out jumping. Talk about adding injury to insult. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

good to know. If I was to do it I'd rather be an AFFI anyway seams like more of a challenge. Chasing screaming flailing scared shitless students about the sky.

Actually I would be really interested in that, but uhh from what I've been told nobody can actually pass that test for some time after their 6hrs of freefall. I may be wrong anyone have any information on the test. I know look at the SIMS, but Im a lazy shite. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Great view, unfortunately looks like I wont be jumping there anytime soon. Considering new regs not to mention money. This is going to come off mildly retarded but does anyone know that place in Australia, its kinda like the grand canyon but all the plants have adapted. So its like grand canyon meets small rain forrest? I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Or a really long night of great sex I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

What. So us low jump number people arent good enough for you. I am offended. Yeah well I didn't wanna jump with you anyway Seriously though are you concerned about them or you? Preaty sure you could avoid them if you need to, and Im sure they could figure out how to pull. So a formation isnt made with as many points as you may like, anything that goes awry after that point is probably unavoidable anyway. Then again Im a 25 jump chump (really like that saying.) USPA says its all gravy. (Really trying to think of the proper icon's to use to make this funny but my online edicute sucks, sorry) I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

Don't have to worry about that, I am likely the only skydiver in the history of the sport that ever experienced "issues" during the course of life. Just in the event that they are able to hide their personal issues from me while teaching them to skydive safely, howzubout I have every student provide a detailed report from a qualified and competent psychiatrist to ensure that they never had or are currently experiencing any form of negative emotions or depression of any kind what-so-ever? I dont think any Psychiatrist would clear someone who wants to jump outta a plane, knowing as little about skydiving as most students, as sane. Just a thought though. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.

I am now very afraid to speak as I dont know what I am talking about. I keep telling my friends skydiving will fix all your problems, Im a fibber you just let go a minute at a time. Choose what to do with it.