freeflymickey

Why is it anytime an incident happens there always seems to be someone saying that it is another "black eye" for our sport? What the hell does that mean. For instance, the recent demo incident where the band members got plowed into. In the incident thread there is all kinds of "black eye" references. I find this funny as hell and quite stupid. I sort of relate this to a real world drama queen. You know sort of the "oh no" type reaction acting as if the world is crashing down on top of us. Someone please explain in detail and provide factual information showing our sport suffering from any unfortunate incident that has taken place in the last 40 years. Please help me understand this never ending "black eye" reference that is constantly made whenever something happens. Hate to break it to some of you but people outside the sport really couldnt care less about our sport. They actually have lives and more important things to worry about. Are there others out there that laugh everytime the drama queens start referencing the proverbial "black eye" or am i the only one that finds this completely absurd?

Not only is she hot, but rich! I wonder if she is looking for a skydiving younger boy toy? HHHMMMMM, think im headed to Italy What is wrong with you people? All I see when I click that link is a grandma in a bikini. You people need to get out more to know what looking good in a bikini really means. It's pretty sad when you can't appreciate beauty even if she IS in her golden years. She is a fucking old lady in a bikini, what in the hell is so beautiful about that? All this talk about her being a "smokin' hottie" is fucking hysterical. For all you confused people, see attached for what a "smokin' hottie" in a bikini looks like.

Is that respect tempered any by the fact that he was an illegal drug runner and did felony prison time? Seriously, dude you might wanna watch what you say around here. I didn't know the man, but there are plenty of people here who did that might take a lot of offense to that statement. 58 jumps, 1 year in the sport, and this guy is telling people they better watch what they say. Absolutely hysterical.

Not only is she hot, but rich! I wonder if she is looking for a skydiving younger boy toy? HHHMMMMM, think im headed to Italy What is wrong with you people? All I see when I click that link is a grandma in a bikini. You people need to get out more to know what looking good in a bikini really means.

That looks terrible. Rednecky, trashy, trailer park like. I would raise absolute hell if you were my neighbor and wanted to do that.

Actually my bet is you are way under qualified for the job. The interviewer is a pussy and did not know how to be upfront and honest with you so he chose to take a route that would be simple for him.

That doesnt have any relevance here. This is a site, where as according to you those are forum rules for a stie.

This has got to be the funniest statement made in the history of dz.com by a moderator. How about taking a close look at all the moderators recent behavior on dorkzone and then ask yourself who truly needs to relax around here. Cant wait to see how long it takes for this post to disappear.

That would be fucking awesome. Points to anyone who can manage to use an AAD as a weapon. Sorry fuckers, seems to me that the basejumper.com side would be the side to be on. They just dont seem to be as sensitive as some.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/ers/

I hope you aren't majoring in English.

Only pussies ask for permission.

I always thought skydive black humor derived from individual personalities, not from participation in the sport

Someone answer this for me... Skydivers are generally the first ones to be sarcastic, smart ass insensitive pricks. Someone else takes on that role and everybody gets offended. Why? Who gives a fuck? Did he physically hurt you? Did he do anything that could possible affect your life in any way shape or form??? Why the fucking sensitivity around this place lately. Time to switch to heavy flow tampons people.

Where's the "oh i'm so dramatic" option?

Fuck. Yes. Back on topic dammit. Away with the penises!

Show me some boobies. They have to be young, perky, and DD.

Boobies! Thats a start but i gotta say, those are some nasty boobies in the first post of that thread

It's only fair.

Show me one.

::yawn:: ~R+R...Obviously, that thread wasn't for you...have a nice night or whatever......The dudes on here get tits, but the chicks don't get dicks??? That shit don't fly... Can you perhaps point me to the "nekkid female post whore glory" thread? I can't seem to find it... While you are at it please point me to it also, i cant seem to find the damn thing either....

ala recycle bin?

Why?

Gay

20 flights? dont know how to get out of a flat spin? and you are swooping tandems??? You have no business whatsoever swooping tandems. Did the TI know you were going to do this? If so, did he know how many ws jumps you have? I cant imagine any TI giving you the go ahead to swoop him with only 20 ws jumps. If so, he has no business being a TI. 3 people could have died as a result of you being bored. Stupid stupid stupid. Not trying to be harsh but this really was a brainless move on your part and potentially the TI's if he gave you thumbs up to do it.