Brains

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  1. Brains

    Big News!

    I know i don't post here much anymore, but yesterday my wife and i welcomed our new baby girl into the world. She was born at 36 weeks, 6.1 lbs and 22-1/4" long. Mom and baby are doing well, me, I'm freaking out! Here is Hannah
  2. Doesn't work that way. When you join, you will get three emails a day that are full of topics/requests. If you fit one of those requests, contact the person asking for it and you are in. The requests are from reporters/producers looking for sources. It isn't a place to list what you have and see if people want to talk about you, that is what a publicist does. This is for reporters, but can be an easy way to get your company in the media in a manner you choose. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  3. Yes, sorry i should have been more specific. If there is a topic or request that comes up that fits what you do, then contact that reporter and tell them your story. DO NOT just start contacting everyone with your "Pitch"
  4. Join HARO it is just the place for that sort of thing and it was founded by a skydiver who also posts here!
  5. *** Come on Gee, people jumped for years without an audible, don't be a pussy! Like someone else said, don't put it where it is easiest to knock into something or have a riser strike it. Your audible port on a mindwarp sticks out farther to the side than any other area of your helmet, you are asking for it to get knocked around. You could just as easily put in centered in the back near the bottom or on your forehead. Either of these places would work much better. Remember, you WILL drill more than the necessary holes in your helmet. You WILL hit it on the door, roof, side of the plane. You WILL change your set up over and over. Just part of the deal
  6. I wish i had your problems! Seriously? you look at an ad in a skydiving magazine and get OFFENDED? Grow up and get a life! If an ad like that offends you, you should not hang around the (any) dz after hours! Ward, I have jumped Mirage's but have never owned one, I would not hesitate to buy one today but not because of your ads, but because it is a great container! Keep up the good work. As the marketing director for my own business, you did your job, we are all talking about a Mirage Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  7. *** Can you explain how to do this? Wire a thermostat backwards?
  8. It's ok Bill, neither do I Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  9. Yeah, and we are in the home stretch, not venturing too far away from home these days. Mrs paranoid seems to think she won't make Sept.1 Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  10. Oh, you're the gay guy? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  11. How is the new home business down there? Tract homes are starting to pick up here but customs are still slow. I get along with most of my coworkers, a couple of them annoy me sometimes so when that happens i send them to do the really dirty jobs Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  12. Did anyone else get a mental image of Hoop 'gator wrasslin'?? Good luck Dave, both with this comp and at Nats! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  13. Brains

    Duct Tape

    the REAL duct tape, the stuff marked with UL-181-B is still some pretty good stuff. It will pull all the hair off your arm if you press it on. That cheapo grey crap that you can almost see through sucks! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  14. Says the guy who still has f-111 on his canopy Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  15. Optical illusion. She is bent over to look under the heli and it makes her chest strap look lower than it is. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  16. cut your undies off huh? been there, done that. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  17. yeah, regular chlorine bleach will break down the bone and also make it kind of powdery. I have used a peroxide cream bought at a beauty supply store. You can brush it on then cover in plastic wrap and place in the sun for a day. Then rinse everything clean and you are done.
  18. True that, i always look better in pictures with my hands over my face.
  19. Its already banned John Then surely it doesn't exist anymore right? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  20. Looks cool! Pretty interesting that they each have a unique socket to fit into also, it makes sense i just never thought about it before. If you ever want to bleach it out without leaving it in the sun to degrade it is pretty easy to do also
  21. Yeah, but even though the pic doesn't show it well they are about twice as big as when you saw them last! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  22. Try these. DZ.Commer, what is her DZ.Com name? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  23. Where's Remster? I'M a Redneck? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  24. still failing? yes, thats meat, bacon, alcohol, a BBQ, and boobies...all in one pic! * Golf Clap[/I]* Bravo Sir, Bravo. Only way to improve that would be for her to be naked and drinking a beer instead of white wine. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.
  25. I can vouch for one of them! Did a 6-point 3-way with skymama for my A license jump, #25, just a couple of months ago. What a great way to enter the licensed skydiver ranks! Thanks skymama!! Got any photos!!?? Wasn't she in the one of several of the Moderators that made it into Parachutist? Big round shot by McGowan? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.