keithbar

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  1. Whattt rick is crawfishing . Not acceptable Muff bro must represent i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  2. Don’t wan2doit. DO IT ,! i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  3. Anyone going to fitz. Wanna fly with a fat boy in 12 year old technology. . Hopefully someone has an old phantom/ birdman classic / sfly/ intro . ......in the back of the closet they are willing to dust off . Holler if your coming . Feel free to tell me to fuck off/ buy a bigger suit / or lose weight fat ass i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  4. Your screwed dude the pain will never go away. Only one way to cure it. Go thru aff and get an A license . Once you get your A signed off . The pain will magically disappear i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  5. Really smh you think sub terminal opens faster than terminal?? l i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  6. I remember the days of rec.Skydiving.org i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  7. . Yeah that’s it thanks for explaining it better than I did i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  8. ***. Wonder what that break off altitude was? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  9. Something on the 9 o’clock news ch Fox 17. I’m sure it’s laughable i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  10. Post up people in i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  11. pssst hey. Mage in my most offensive Hispanic voice I sell you a good 230 0p ,fresh reline, complete rig 249 sg ft reserve new old stock. Only a couple or 3 repack. She’s tighter than my sister senjior h. But it’s a big boy rig what size human we talking here .? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  12. . Holy crap! Hadn't seen that one before i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  13. Does anyone make a zp top skin the rest low bulk reserve.? Seems to be a good compromise i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
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    do non rated A lic white haired fat old men dirty low pullers matter i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  15. Jumpdude Keithbar. No party foul artwork on my belly this year . If I'm sound asleep IN my tent I did not pass out . I went to sleep. There is a difference. Asshole i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  16. Boy howdy that's a pretty line over. I like how when it starts to spin on her she tries to run around the spin. i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  17. Paul Robards long time bardstown ky jumper . After they closed jumping at etown ky. I don't know his main buy a swooper and small dude. Sub 100 sg.ft medical issue under canopy flew into the ground at full flight. No flare. Dead before impact possibly . Please correct me if anyone has more accurate info. ( rip Paul you floaty asshole ) he loved to fly h/d with me belly flying i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  18. Sorry my bad for drunk posting. I finally upgraded my directv service to a base and a wireless . My old dvr was so old they didn't want it back but it's full of Friday freak outs. The gypsy moths movie and the pink skies documentary plus way more stuff . I remember years ago a big storm came through and blew my dish out of line but I was complaining to the guy and he showed me how to get into the list even if the dish was searching for satellite signal but that's been a long time and he had the remote in his hand i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  19. So can anyone explain the difference between a regular raven . A super raven and a r- max reserve ? i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  20. No one ????? pretty please i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  21. I love the story Chris Martin ( rip bro ) told over a a few beers one night at tullahoma. Someone asked him who was the biggest student he had taken. He said he had a semi pro football player once. Chris said he was sitting there filling out the paperwork asked him how much he weighed . The guy told him. Chris asked how tall he was. And the guy looked down at Chris and said 6'11" and 3/4 . Chris looked up at him and repeated 6'11" and 3/4 ??? Why don't you just say 7 ft ? The guy looked down at Chris and stated. cause I ain't i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  22. Well of course just being in their presence should be tip enough after all they like spoke to you . i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  23. I was down in Florida a few years back and they were running a ratings course . One guy said he actually wanted to take me as a passenger. I looked at him sideways told him he was fucking crazy. But I was up for it if he didn't mind breaking both his legs i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  24. I second the cabelas gear I have stuff I bought from them 20 years ago. That still works well i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am .
  25. But you get to play shuffleboard!