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  1. And YouGov was founded by the Tory Nadhim Zahawi....
  2. Symbiosis Suits Love them and getting even better!
  3. In the UK a bundle of sticks used to be called a faggot Faggot (unit) - Wikipedia But it also became a very derogatory word for gay Faggot (slang) - Wikipedia Just saying...
  4. squiffy


    Nope it is the NHS - not some of his cronies running the vax programme - Johnson couldn't run a bath
  5. Will this mean that Burble will finally get a web presence? I don't have Android or Apple - so can use it
  6. Was going to get married - the whole white wedding schemer - she called it off 6 weeks before Couldn't stand the thought of not doing something on what was to have been our wedding day So did AFF and instead of walking down the isle - I started in a sport that keep life in perspective
  7. Oh yes - he even gave me one of his old altis and a jump suit - you can see him on Youtube - he tried to train Richard Branson to skydive - Sharky Sheridan Squiffy
  8. I was on the other end - heard these two guys chatting up the barmaids in my North London local - suggesting they take them on tandem jumps - me - feeling cocky (just got my FS1 ticket) asks if they skydive too? Turns out one was the ex leader of the Freds (Red Devils) and the other was the only civilian to demo jump into Wembley Stadium Luckily - I didn't put my foot into it up to my neck - but did have 2 more drinking buddies! Squiffy
  9. Today, all of us do, by our presence here, and by our celebrations in other parts of our country and the world, confer glory and hope to newborn liberty. Out of the experience of an extraordinary human disaster that lasted too long, must be born a society of which all humanity will be proud. The time for the healing of the wounds has come. The moment to bridge the chasms that divide us has come. The time to build is upon us. We dedicate this day to all the heroes and heroines in this country and the rest of the world who sacrificed in many ways and surrendered their lives so that we could be free. Their dreams have become reality. Freedom is their reward. We understand that there is no easy road to freedom. We know it well that none of us acting alone can achieve success. We must therefore act together as a united people, for national reconciliation, for nation building, for the birth of a new world. Let there be justice for all. Let there be peace for all. Let there be work, bread, water and salt for all. Let each know that for each the body, the mind and the soul have been freed to fulfil themselves. Never, never and never again shall it be that this beautiful land will again experience the oppression of one by another and suffer the indignity of being the skunk of the world. Let freedom reign. The sun shall never set on so glorious a human achievement! INAUGURAL ADDRESS NELSON MANDELA Thank you Nelson Mandela and good bye
  10. 'I lost my iPhone while skydiving naked' tops weird insurance claims
  11. Go here and dribble! https://www.milroys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/catalog_10001_10001_-1 My favourite whiskey shop in London - they will deliver internationally.... Blues Ashley
  12. squiffy

    ART or Crap?

    This is posiblily the ultimate crap as art - Artist's Shit 1961 Merda d'artista - the 'artist' canned his own shit, numbered the tins and then sold it to the galleries http://www.tate.org.uk/servlet/ViewWork?cgroupid=999999961&workid=27330&tabview=text&texttype=10 Ashley
  13. squiffy

    ART or Crap?

    My Mum is an artist - so I have become an art buff by osmosis! Also - you gave it away by mentioning it was a 'her' - I was thinking it wasa 'working out' sketch by Francis Bacon. And you are right - it was done by a 5 year old! Ashley
  14. squiffy

    ART or Crap?

    Tracey Emin and I think her work is s**t - she is so far up her own arse that you can only see the soles of her feet! At least the 'tent' was destoryed by fire Ashley
  15. use your finger like everyone else! Old but gold
  16. Might be overkill, but the guys I use at work (and have used going into Moscow) are Rock It Cargo - give them a call see if they can help... http://www.rock-itcargo.com/worldwide.html Blues Ashley
  17. This may help. Good luck Regards Ashley
  18. Please be careful, my Mum's cat loved to eat flowers too. Unfortunately it ate some lilies (not sure which variety) and died in convolutions in front of her in the middle of the night. She has as a new cat now that also loves to eat flowers - but lilies are banned! some info here: http://landscaping.about.com/od/poisonouslandscapeplants/Poisonous_Plants_for_Cats_Dogs_Humans.htm Regards Ashley