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I guess because I dont have bewbies I only get 2 friends, wot a ripoff ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

Our Otter is gone for the winter and the Caravan is annoyingly loud so I started using ear plugs and I just bought a few more foam ones from home depot. I dont think I'll jump w/out them now ... its just so nice and quiet on the ride up ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

Because Golf only takes one ball ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

Front: "The door was open ..." Back: a tandem exit shot w/ the plane or vice versa ... Front: "Cause my mum told me not to ..." Back: a tandem exit shot w/ the plane or vice versa - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

Just pay for the AFF package or if the DZ has an A licence package then go for that. The A package will teach you everything you need to know to get started and keep jumping. Packing classes are generally included in the A licence package. And gear rental should also be included when you buy the entire package. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

any one know if they plan to add a flip up visor to this? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

thats been one of me fave Mr Bill videos lol ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

thats one of the main reasons I want to try it out, for the "BASE experience" ... You can only land a Mr. Bill if you have a total container malfunction... saves you a pack job ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

how many jumps is sufficient before one can attempt a Mr Bill? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

got linky? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

skydiving ninjas is where its at !!! - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

wot helmet is she wearing? - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

dude its your life, if you dont think you can achieve your objective then you should have no compunction in asking for the instructor who can help you get it. A "loud and fun" guy is not necessarily the best teacher. I would think that if you told the manifest you dont mind waiting for a specific instructor in the rotation then manifest shouldnt have an issue with that and if you are just not feeling the DZ as a whole, try another one that fits you better ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

2 weeks is more than enough, there's a dude from Michigan who came down to our DZ and went from AFF lvl1 to A license in a week but he lived at the DZ for the week. - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

doh - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

pink taco - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923808 - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

an AFF level 1 student landed off yesterday and smacked into the asphalt pretty hard, his "plastic eggshell" helmet saved him from cracking his skull and a severe concussion, I'll post the "after pic" of the helmet if I can find it ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

no visual aids = it never happened - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

I hate it when they ask/state "how hard can it be? arent you just falling?" - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

I failed lvl 2 and lvl 4. I repeated lvl 2 but my instructor for the jump following lvl 4 was cool and he let me combine lvl4 and lvl 5, so I basically did all the TLOs for lvl 4 and 5 in one jump ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S14hhCCdr0I I am gonna have to give "the skydiver" a try ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

get video, I regret not gettin video of my first jump ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

a wee bit off the wall but I'd still shamelessly hit on you ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...

I definitely plan on being a part time weekend TI once I get there ... - Neil Never make assumptions! That harmless rectangle could be two triangles having sex ...