JohnDeere

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  1. Some people never learn.....I guess no one told him about the 32 hours of required reading on drama zone before your first jump...... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  2. 2? Just two? Huh . . . well . . . Evidently he likes his daughters but can do without the wife. Most of us can That's not very nice .... I bet you don't even know his wife Nope but I know I can do without another payment wife! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  3. How do you break a dildo?? Please explain...pictures are always helpful
  4. Gary, Let me introduce you to the “entitlement generation”. They are “entitled” to make bad decisions anytime they feel like it. They are “entitled” to make the same mistakes others have made in the past. They are “entitled” to ignore sound advice given by someone who has been there, done that and has the T-shirt. When something goes wrong they are “entitled” to blame someone/something else for their fuck ups. They are “entitled” to demand that there be some electronic gismo available to pull their head out of their ass when their “mad skills” fail them. The world has changed my friend and you are looking at the future leaders of skydiving and society as a whole. Ain’t it grand? Sparky Could you point out where Peek said anything about age? Im not part of that generation but you sure seem to have a chip on your shoulder! Bitter much?
  5. Do like I did one time and change the locks to the house....... she got the point! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  6. 146,754+13=146,767 242+1=243 146,767/243=603.98 Had my 1st cutaway this morning on jump #11 You cant play! Your screwing up our avg Congrats on taking care of buis. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  7. We're all just clowns. We all put on funny clothes. Make funny faces. Do funny things and treat hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of aircraft like a damned clown car! Never thought of it that way but the truth in that is crazy! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  8. How do you break a dildo?? Please explain...pictures are always helpful
  9. 2? Just two? Huh . . . well . . . Evidently he likes his daughters but can do without the wife. Most of us can Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  10. Thats just not right! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  11. Ask your brother if it makes him feel dirty knowing how many guys had to vote for him to get this far Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  12. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  13. Sweet plan Bill Ill stick with my Cypres I trust my friends, but not that much. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  14. I am not immune. I exit at a minimum of 6k for two-way CRW. I only get out if the plane is cut and configured properly. I wear a hard helmet. I jump with very experienced jumpers, and if I don't, then I control the situation. If I am doing CRW and have ended up doing 78mph at 750 feet, then I have cut away and should be getting a reserve out already or I am in such a tight spiral/wad that cutting my reserve loop is probably going to have no affect on the outcome. My reserve will be nicely contained along with all my appendages. I, too, was raised in the era of undependable AAD's, watching people get drug of planes at 13K by their reserves, open in the cessna when the pilot opened his window, fire when radios were used, etc. Trust me, I am more worried about the thousand other things that can happen to me in the plane, on exit, flying in competition mode for the two and a half minutes after exit, landing, and trying to walk back to the hanger while others try and kill me with their landings. Do we have an incident in the last 25 years where a crw jumper would have been saved by an AAD? top Here's one were a crew jumper was saved by one.
  15. That's a very good question. As you know, symmetry is incredibly important in skydiving. I would suggest you break your other leg just to be safe. Of course if you're a pussy and can't do it yourself you can always have someone else do it for you. Best answer yet! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  16. Good thing Im not one of the best of us! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  17. Damn....So sorry to hear this. I hope you all find a way to cope with the pain that this has and will continue to cause. I will keep to myself what should happen to any sorry son of bitch that can hurt a child like that! My thoughts and prayers are with you!~ Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  18. I hate At&t. I got away from them after they screwed me 8 or 9 years ago. I have had T-mobile since and couldnt be happier! The dont screw me and when i call they answer quik and always nice. Also they have checked my account when calling about something else. They have told me several times they have a better plan with more min. that cost less with no extension of contract
  19. Ouch. If theres anything worse than going to the cinema alone, it must be going to the cinema all alone I dont mind going to the theater alone, I actually get to watch the movie in silence. The only one in the theater would be a dream come true!
  20. Neither did we. Although we did get the letter that told us "It's coming!" Maybe its still "coming" The govt. at work Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  21. Congrats! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  22. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  23. JohnDeere

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    Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFNNodwvAhA&NR=1 Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  24. WOW, clothes that transform , do that only do it on full moons?? Squeak, if you're going to mock the language in somebody's post, you might want to check that your own makes sense! Why, I dont give a fuck what anyone thinks I think you missed his point. It makes you look stupid! But nothing wrong with the norm! Keep it up.
  25. Congrats man! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!