JohnDeere

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  1. You question a very successful skydiving rating system about progressing its student to fast, but you yoursefl are jumping a canopy at a WL that any normal person in skydiving would question, you do the math/connect the dots. But Top summed it up pretty well! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  2. which is still ridicilous.. Just curious, why do you consider it ridiculous? In your opinion, should it be more? Less? Why? Just wondering what your reasoning is. at my dz, typically you have somewhere between 80-100 jumps, on others around here it may be in the range of 50 or so jumps; just a little more confidence you're not going to fuck yourself or others up, proved you can accomplish different tasks, have taken a written exam (like for your C-license if i'm correct!?), can pack and "un-mess" your parachute and so on.. you know how to fly a safe (!!!) pattern and know what vertical and horizontal separation is, you can hit your intended target by 50 or so feet.. just things like that. you cant accomplish that in only 25 jumps.. So you think our structure moves people along to a Lic. to quick? That coming from a guy with 260 jumps and a Safire 2 119 @ (1.63 lbs/ft²). If you dont mind I will take your opinion with a grain of salt as I always do Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  3. Another thing that could cause it is by removing the guard. Then the line gets to long and over revs to and over works it.....something like that. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  4. Get over yourself man! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  5. Holy crap. Bounce bingo anyone? (Mandatory: ) Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  6. Dont temp her to do anymore Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  7. Looking great Skymama but were's the glasses? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  8. Is he wasting your time skygod? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  9. Ignorance is bliss! Shah that is one of the dumbest things you have ever said! You have not a damn clue what a lot of companys are doing just to keep the doors open right now so people still have jobs! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  10. My company made 1/3 of what it did 3 years ago......sounds like your doing ok! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  11. the rest of us got lesson's learned from this ordeal 1 - caution in buying from someone not local 2 - active communication is a great thing for vendors to practice 3 - don't mess with K-dub No doubt! I don't mess around. But what if I really want to Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  12. I dont see free on the poll! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  13. That sucks Karen! I hope you get it figured out. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  14. Come on Bill we want pictures of the Big funnels! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  15. And crew. Dont need anything else to get tangled in Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  16. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  17. Damn Twardo sorry to hear that! I guess its good you didnt get to go... Keep us updated Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  18. JohnDeere

    Nascar

    So he could have been a skydiver at a DZ ? Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  19. JohnDeere

    Nascar

    I like Nascar but dont watch much anymore. Like going to the races though! But the best racing there is, is dirt track! Worked on several pit crews for dirt track racers and greatly enjoyed it. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  20. Grapevine is a very nice area. There's good night life all around there. If you get a place around there you should be ok. If you find one your interested in let me know and I can let you know if the area is good. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  21. Shit thats any were up here! Any were from N.E. Fort Worth to McKinney and there lots of hotties! Just depends on your budget and if you want a house of Apt. Own or rent. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  22. Depends on what you like....I live in Keller (2 towns from Grapevine) This is a great area if you ever want to raise kids or just be away from the BS. A lot less crime up this way compared to most of the rest of the metroplex. Sdd is great! Very fun jumper friendly! They will fly the caravan with 5 fun jumpers all day! Nice bunk room (free) and showers. Place for campers and tents. If you have any other questions let me know. I you need someone to show you around town let me know.
  23. Some cant be helped no matter what! Some just have Mad Skilz Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  24. Im working on that! I will get him good. Hell I still owe him for running over my cooler Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  25. It was the 3 load on a Friday, and my 3rd jump of the day. As I was sitting there in the plane I look at one of my shoes and notice one my shoe stings has been cut. I look at the other and it was cut as well. As I look around at all the geriatrics, wondering who the guilty bastard is. It becomes very obvious that I was the last to find out about my shoe strings, and that one was cut on load one and the other was cut on load two ..... "Kiss my ass Crocket!" Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!