JohnDeere

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  1. Dont turn all fucking soft on me turtle Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  2. Took a prescription of Fuckitall and here I am! Good thing! Its always good when your around Cant have to many good shit talkers around!
  3. Took a prescription of Fuckitall and here I am! Good thing! Its always good when your around Cant have to many good shit talkers around!
  4. Damn Turtle you sure on a roll tonight! Who let you out of you cage? Damn chef! Where the hell is my stew?> Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  5. My opinion is that anybody that ask about it doesnt really want to work to bad If they bitch about 2 weeks then send em down the road!
  6. Yes i was talking about after the dive... Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  7. You havent jumped with some of the people I have Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  8. Congrats! enjoy it, and thanks for your service. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  9. Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  10. Oh so true ZFeacbook is still gay! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  11. I say go for the rig. If you are going to be around SDD tomorrow then look me up and we can look at your rig. If not then next time your out get with Greg (DZ rigger) and he will be glad to help you out
  12. I have seen any happen in years.... I will ask around while at the DZ tomorrow
  13. Congrats! Sound like a great day for you. The ride has just begun
  14. I would have loved to have done a Muff jump with you but they were all a little big for my taste. But the size of your dives was the reason skymama was jumping with me. So it worked out for me BTW dont take advantage of my pig She better not tell me you made her squeal! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  15. Anyone found the woman that should have went in those heels! Damn you Bolas! Were is my brain bleach again Had a great time man!
  16. ...and 20 years before Orville and Wilbur invented the airplane... Thats not right but Oh so funny! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  17. Anyone found the woman that should have went in those heels! Damn you Bolas! Were is my brain bleach again Had a great time man!
  18. My kids goto the DZ once or twice a year. Its always on a short day when i dont plan on spending all day out there. They are not allowed on the packing carpet and you bet your ass they will be gone by sundown! Im not dumb enough to let skydivers have time to influence my damn dog, much less my pride's and jow (kids)! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  19. Thank you sir for being a real teacher! Now if we just had a few more million of you and if parents these day gave a fuck, we would be set Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  20. But there just trying to help! Just wait untill the rest gets exposed. Fucking boondoggle! Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  21. I would think that most people perceive that scuba is not as dangerous as skydiving...."Whats the worst that could happen, I can swim back to the top" The ignorance of uninformed consumer Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  22. +1 He should do cat going into the bath water move Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!
  23. 137,808 + 730= 138,538 232+0=232 138,538/232=597.15 Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!