kizzie92

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  1. Hi Bill! Long time no see! SWOOP is celebrating it's 25th Anniversary this Saturday 21st August. Some old timers from SWOOP will be coming out and we would love to see you there. Please come celebrate with us if you can make it. Fun Loads all day plus we have a helicopter out. Cheers Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  2. Not in Toronto. And it's a long weekend here
  3. You can suck your appology right out the end of my dick. I overheard a guy say this to his grilfirnd during a drunken argument in a bar. I thought it was great Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  4. Now would be a good time. Generally we start em off packing at around jump 3 or four. I have noticed a pattern at our dz that IAD students seem to start packing early. AFF students generally need a kick in the ass to get them started and they generally tend to avoid it where possible. Don't know why but it's true. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  5. Quite right! Al Miller it was, although I never got to meet him. It was taught to me by one Tim Berg, another old fossil from that era who has somehow managed to make it through the years. Actually we have quite the fossil collection here at SWOOP. Bill Cole (first guy to do a chuteless jump) shows up every couple of weeks. Joe Stanley, Wayne Davis and John MacDonald are still around and even T.K shows up every now and then. Don't know if you know those guys but SWOOP certainly has quite the history and those old songs are always doing the rounds at the fire pit. Blue skies Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  6. This is always a favourite around the camp fire. To the tune of You picked a fine time to leave me Lucile. On a broken down runway A week from last Sunday We were all climbing into the plane When beside a car bumper There stood a strange jumper Who looked to be almost insane He said with a shout Can I follow you out But he sure had a strange lookin rig It was a WW II special A front monted pretzel While the rest of us all wore a pig. Well after the jump When it came time to dump And the ten way had finally split After cutting away From his first mal today This new guy was starting to shit After lots of hard workin' And Lots of hard jerkin' And just when we thought he was dead In a voice that was splittin' From the bricks he was shittin' He looked at his pop top and said You picked a fine time to fail me reserve I'm at 400 feet and I'm losing my nerve I've had some sad ones I've lived through some bad ones But this one I just don't deserve You picked a fine time to fail me reserve. Well after he bounced We smoked up an ounce And stared in the hole where he lay I started to wonder If maybe I'd thunder The next time that I cut away. The Whuffo's report There's a much safer sport But I think I'll keep jumpin instead. If my main doesn't open I'll cut away hopin And remember the last words he said. You picked a fine time to fail me reserve I'm at 400 feet and I'm losing my nerve I've had some sad ones I've lived through some bad ones But this one I just dont deserve You picked a fine time to fail me reserve Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  7. Oops! T The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  8. Check out this BBC news clip http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3112095.stm Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  9. Take a base rig & jump off the Sears tower. The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  10. You have no idea how strange and interesting he is!! Bill you must be bored. Get yer butt up to SWOOP and do a jump fer Christ's sake. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  11. Am I correct in that if you are not registered, you will not even see that the incidents forum is there? If you can't see it you wouldn't know to go looking for it unless you came accross a reference to it in another forum such as this. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  12. someone suggested that in the other thread. for some reason noone bought the idea ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Which really surprizes me around here!! Well I'll start the ball rolling. She's not really very famous but I sure was pleased with myself....Lady Sara Churchill...on the beach one romantic evening in southern England. Unfortunately I didn't have a video helmet back then. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  13. Anyone boffed any famous people? Post photographs if you have them Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  14. I haint got no photos of it unfortunately but I once boffed Lady Sara Churchill. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
  15. kizzie92

    first rig

    I hope this comes out. My container is one of the red ones. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.