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Oh my god, I just blew tea out my nose... OMG, I can't wait to get home. I HAVE to see this! I tried to open tshirthell.com in my office and the webfilter blocked it as a tasteless site lol

Ignorant question here, but if the jumper is dangerously reackless and will not improve their ways after being talked to at length etc. can't their jumping permit just be suspended or even revoked? ETA that I'm talking about serious infractions here. Baksteen brings up a pretty good questions: Under what circumstances, if possible at all, can you get your license revoked?

No, that's the beauty of my evil plan. So how would we know that you are sitting naked in front of your pc while banning us?

What does ACME mean?

I didn't know about that, but I guess I'd fall under that category too. Do they say why? I think it might be because of BSE beef. Wasn't it around 1996 when the brits finally got a hold of it? Maybe you can have those prion thingies in your blood. Dunno, just guessing here.

What happened? You burned your house down? No, they have just been great since my husband died, without going into details about the case, they have done quite a bit for me. It is rare that I give props to an insurance company, but I truly love them That sounds great! Usually insurance companies are trying to get away with paying or at least try to reduce the payment and/or stretch out the point at which they have to pay...

Needles, Spiders and Bugs. I really would like to donate, but to say that I HATE needles is an understatement. I start sweating like crazy when you approach me with a needle. A skindoc wanted to remove a little patch that might be cancerous... had to stop cause he couldn't give me the local numbing injection. He was afraid if I would be ok since I was soaked from sweating as soon as I saw the needle

They are gorgeous

OMG that is good. I immediatly emailed it to my office colleagues Oh and if you think about it: They guy makes a good point

What happened? You burned your house down?

So it's now the "cool" thing to do to permanently tattoo commercial logos on your skin? What will he do next, put a Tommy Hillfinger tattoo across his chest? Maybe a Fruit of the Loom tattoo on his ass? Omg I had to choke when I read the Fruit of the Loom part... That is hilarious Or maybe he can get the Chiquita logo (bananas) on his... THAT would be cool

Even if one Ukrainian jumper would doctor with that and jump in the US with his rig. Does it even matter? I thought the local laws apply and not those of home country. So airworthyness and not age is important.

One Rig that I have seen, has Oh Shit on the Cutaway and Plan B on the reserve pillow. Pretty cool in my opinion.

I rest my case. The President can't post anything in your forums unless you approve. The moderator trump card. Wait until the Secret Service visits her hehe. Aren't they allowed to just hold someone for 24h or something like that without giving a reason?

Doesn't the same apply to skydivers?

At least they have those "Stopping Ropes" to pull when you land. Yeah those rope-stopping-thingies work pretty good

Witches of Eastwick was a good movie - very fun. But, look what happened to Jack. Yeah most women ARE evil. The trick is to find the few inbetween

Well.. how many jumps did it take you to realise the chute is a shitty brake system sometimes too?

Hm... sounds good, but Texas is a bit far away from Miami

So if I have a pretty big backyard and convince a pilot to fly me there it would be allowed? Not if you are a USPA member. The requirement is 200 jumps with a C license for the most basic of demos. 200 Jumps and C license? Nice that is not too far off. Maybe another year.

Actually - you cannot be President unless you are a natural born Citizen. You can be anything else though, I think. Correct. Look at Arnold Swarzenegger (sp?). Born in Austria. Governor of California. But can't be president. Equal rights for everybody huh? "Some are more equal then others" to use a well known quote

So if I have a pretty big backyard and convince a pilot to fly me there it would be allowed?

Just out of curiosity: I always thought you need a D license and a pro rating if you want to jump outside a dropzone. Or does that only apply for public areas and not for your backyard? What is the regulation on this?

They are screwed... and the pilot is kind of dumb for doing this

http://suncoastskydiving.com/ Yes it seems to be open for funjumpers. But they don't mention what kind of license is required for the beach jumps. It only says USPA licensed on the site. But I would imagine they would like to see someone who has water training, so a B license maybe.