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And your proud of these acomplishments? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I lived in Hawaii for 1 1/2 years and couldnt wait to get back to Michigan. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

A Priest is bringing back a plane load of children from a far third world country to live and be adopted in America. Suddenly the planes engines quit and the pilot comes out of the cockpit with 2 parachutes, he starts putting one on and hands the other to the priest. The priest grabs thepilot and says "what about the children?" The pilot takes a look back at all the children and then says "Fuck the children" The priest looks at the pilot, thinks a second and then says, "think we got enough time?" I KNOW, The lightning bolts should be striking at any moment So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

As long as they are dry ones! So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

It sublimates, (turns from solid to vapor), Sublimation So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

QuoteI'm bored... just answer the damn questions: 1. Whats your name? Greg 2. How old are you? 44 3. Why did you decide to start jumping out of airplanes? A Woman 4. Are you single or taken? Single 5. Do you have kids? yes 6. What do you drive? depends on my activity and mood, mostly Jeep 7. Have you ever done a kisspass? No 8. Where do you live? USA 9. Do you have any pets? Coolest Standard Poodle ever 10. How many jumps do you have? 102 11. What color eyes do you have? Brown 12. What is your nationality? Mexican American 13. Have you ever dated someone you met off the internet? No 14. Favorite Movie? Field of Dreams 15. What do you do when you arent skydiving? Work, teach, mentor, help with very ill father. 16. Have you ever BASE jumped? No 17. If not... do you want to? Yes 18. Do you have siblings? 1 brother and 2 sisters 19. Where do you want to travel to the most? Been all over the globe 20. What's your favorite color? Red 21. Where was the last place you flew to ( not skydiving )? Botswana, So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I agree, your ugly! So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Divorced twice and said all that never again crap. Just living each day and taking care of me and my daughters. Anything after that is up in the air. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Ok i know this may ruffle feathers but hereit goes anyway. Most woman dont date what they "say" they want. Nice guy, gentleman. good job, caring, loving, blah, blah, blah. The truth is the bad bad baoys always get all the girls, high school, college, and usually well into thier thirties. Women over forty, not all seem to get it after that. Good guys are out there everywhere, but women find them boring, or no challenge or whatever, its just the way it works. i have 2 friends who have more women then they could ever please, Most of them professional, educated women and they put up with all these guys crap and cheating, and lying and come back for more every week. AMAZING! One more resaon i am single and will probably be that way for awhile, yes i am over forty. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Divorced twice and have no reason to ever want to be married again. To expensive, to emotionally taxing. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Contact some of the manufacture's and ask them to donate things to raffle. Most companys actually set aside stuff just for these types of situations. They do get to write it off after all. Good luck So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

HA! rookie, the second one is much easier. Enjoy and let it all go. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Move around too Much, SSSSOOOOO your a squirmer in the sack, HOW YOU DOIN? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Since you and Brad are done with her, Please send her to me. Cant get enought of that hottie! So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I am single for many reasons but mostly because i want to stay that way for now. I travel a shit ton (cant blame any woman for not wanting a man who is all over the globe and not home for dinner), Been divorced twice, Have had those couple of months and out flings and find i am just not putting up with those persons crap! The right one is out there, just waiting to run into her. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

12? Hank Jr concert? no parents? Parents let you go? Man you "country girls really get started young. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Um cause it is very early in the morning and most people havent read this yet Fucking hilarious though!!!! Early my Russian a$$! It's 7:48am....I was in the gym by 615. I ran 5 miles, showered, fed the dog and was at my desk by 6:15am, it was mildly humurous So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I honestly dont remember. so it must not have been to good. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

hey at least you didnt post another "how you doing" OMG your not taking these serious are you, just in case, How you doin? Come on lighten up, your divorced now. lol... you dont know me that well i guess... that was a total sarcastic comment to brandon bc he told me he was gonna post a "how you doin" lol OMG your not taking this serious are you, HOW YOU DOIN? (you dont know me :), but you can, lets go to the submarine races sometime)

Right on! So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

hey at least you didnt post another "how you doing" OMG your not taking these serious are you, just in case, How you doin? Come on lighten up, your divorced now. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

??????? why would a woman need a prenup? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I am half way through the bottle and still cant get to the room. well you are missing out.... there is talk of naughtiness, pics, and well you have to be in there to no the rest....... AHAAAAHHHHHHH, NNNNNNNOOOOOO! So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I am half way through the bottle and still cant get to the room. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Since Billy pointed out that you're married (I can still read his post ), let me add that probably all of us who know both of you will agree that she IS the better half. Behave! thanks skymama (i dont know what was deleted) but thanks