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  1. How does your hand differ from a woman? well its as tight as you want for as long as you want and it never talks back or asks for money
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    Too often ... if I told you, you wouldn't believe me ...




    A lot of batteries in someones drawer!;)


    ran out of them on Friday ... I was so pissed. Over the weekend I went to Walmart and bought the biggest packasge of AA batteries they got ... a few dozens of them ... should last me a while ...

    High sex drive is the only thing that sucks about being single [:/] ...

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    How you DOin?
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    Have you learned another language through that method? Why do you say it's better?

    I really need to learn some basic dutch quickly and I'm open to any way that will help me do it!



    Anything? MMMMMWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA
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    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    I think this weekend I'm going to sit around watching tv with my leg elevated. actually i think i'll be doing that for the next 3 weekends. Oh yeah, and I get to do it high.



    Remember no porn and Cheetos,
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    If you discussed a certain amount a month for bills and she got extra money on top of that, it is hers to use as she wants to. Regardless...this is something your going to have to discuss and work out a plan before you get married...unless you want to keep having this discussion.

    Personally, I think that there should be three accounts. A joint account, with established amounts from both parties for certain expenses (house, living, food etc.) and two seperate personal accounts. The personal money can go towards anything each person wants to spend it on within reason....clothes, presents, etc.

    If it is your personal debt that your trying to get rid of...bluntly I see thats your responsibility to pay off not hers to cover for you while you pay it off.




    Lets get married now! I'll bring the paperwork for the accounts. Your my dream girl


    Ok.... are you going to buy me a house? :P


    Of Course, The other two ex's got a house, One even got a new rig this year from me.
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    If you discussed a certain amount a month for bills and she got extra money on top of that, it is hers to use as she wants to. Regardless...this is something your going to have to discuss and work out a plan before you get married...unless you want to keep having this discussion.

    Personally, I think that there should be three accounts. A joint account, with established amounts from both parties for certain expenses (house, living, food etc.) and two seperate personal accounts. The personal money can go towards anything each person wants to spend it on within reason....clothes, presents, etc.

    If it is your personal debt that your trying to get rid of...bluntly I see thats your responsibility to pay off not hers to cover for you while you pay it off.




    Lets get married now! I'll bring the paperwork for the accounts. Your my dream girl
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

  7. Not an asshole, But if she does this now, she always will, and probably always has, it wont change ever. So you accept it or chop it. Just one mans opinion
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    I see them all the time around here. I usually just honk and wave as I drive by them. :)



    re you still getting drunk and riding that big wheel in the landing area?
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    I was on my bike headed down I-95 near Titusville, Fl a few days ago, wearing a Speed Limit 120 shirt and a guy goes past me honking, waving, and flashing what I thought were gang signs. After I spotted the USPA sticker on his back window, I figured out he was just telling me to arch, check my alti and pull.



    Yeah, And you didnt do any of them, your grounded
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    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    So what injury did you sustain to earn you some of that mighty awesome percocet?



    The ever popular Tibia-Fibula combo. broken in 3 places, 3 pins 1 plate. B|
    lots of percocet. :)


    Dude, I have been on SSSSSSOOOOO many golf courses and there is almost no concrete except cart paths which are tiny and off to the side. All i can say is NOW THATS ACCURACY
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    ...But i got a big poodle, He is French and he might swing that way for you;):P



    You call your dick a poodle? :P


    LMAO! I do call it a poodle and it likes to chase striped "PUSSY" cats. WOOf, WOOf, Heeeere, kitty,kitty
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    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    Sorry for jacking your thread. Yeah there were a couple people I was hoping to jump with dont worry you were among them. If I can make it out to Michigan for the hellfish boogie I will try. You have 2 daughters right? :ph34r::) Just kidding I wouldn't dare.



    I ship my daughters to another state when the Hellfish come to town, But i got a big poodle, He is French and he might swing that way for you;):P
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    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    I did hit on the flight attendant a little bit. She was pretty for an older woman. She had to be in like her mid 40's but dude I'da mile high clubed that shit. :P

    Would you expect anything less from me? I was blown for the whole flight. pain killers will do that. :D



    Damn Dude, way to hijack my thread with your injury, LOL, they like you there because your big and fluffly like the Disney characters:D:P. To bad we didnt get to make a jump but it was cool to hang out for a few. I wish i could have stayed one more day at least. Heal soon bro and hopefully we can jump at summerfest, and dont forget about the hellfish Boogie In Michigan, you got a place to stay if you come for that. Twin otter, Skyvan and Caravan. And of course the Hellfish, you are now one of our legends.
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    OMG! this frickin idiot changed his childs shit daiper right behind me in the seat rather than got to the restroom or back of the plane. All around got to enjoy the smell!. I lost it and me and "dad" got into an arguement. I know the bathrooms are small but it can be done, i have done it when mine were small.



    No one likes a smelly diaper but you know if it is one parent with two small children, how is the parent to take both into the bathroom? You cant leave one alone. Maybe you were super dad when your kid/kids were small and did everything perfect all the time. Think about it, You were pissed off with who knows what and this just pushed you over the edge. Lighten up just a bit. Complain to the airline and get a comp flight like every other yahoo or pay for first class.
    I'm not saying the person was right for changing the baby right behind you but would you rather smell a shitty diaper until the end of a flight?
    If you were by kids then that means you were boarding in the first few rows. Make sure next time you request not to be by children. I'm sure you can sit by the emergency exit. No children allowed within two rows to that door.


    Wow! Deedy :o

    :D


    I wasn't trying to make the post seem harsh, it came out that way..


    If there were two kids i would have never said anything, i am a parent who raised two girls on my own so i know what its all about there hotshot! He had one child, grandma, wifey and uncle and aunt with him in his row. We all were in first class there sunshine. I am not an idiot and i dont expect anyone else to be. Sometimes having money and being able to afford first class for 6 sometimes means your just an asshole.
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

  15. OMG! this frickin idiot changed his childs shit daiper right behind me in the seat rather than got to the restroom or back of the plane. All around got to enjoy the smell!. I lost it and me and "dad" got into an arguement. I know the bathrooms are small but it can be done, i have done it when mine were small.
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

  16. I hate the Orlando airport, the absolute worst service, people are nasty. Kids screaming everywhere.. Why do i always get stuck between the super fat people and thier super fat screaming kids. I HATE ORLANDO AIRPORT
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    Does Z hills have a New Years Eve Party?




    Nope.... Florida has outlawed parties



    Stick to "IT" comedy is definitely out
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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    My brother and I will at Zhills Tomorrow Night till Friday Morning(and then Heading over to Sebastian for the weekend.) Introduce yourself if you see me running around.



    That was exactly my plan, Jump Zhills (Deland) and then head for The Invasion
    So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

    Hellfish #782, POPS #10664