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How does your hand differ from a woman? well its as tight as you want for as long as you want and it never talks back or asks for money So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

A lot of batteries in someones drawer! ran out of them on Friday ... I was so pissed. Over the weekend I went to Walmart and bought the biggest packasge of AA batteries they got ... a few dozens of them ... should last me a while ... High sex drive is the only thing that sucks about being single ... O How you DOin? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

You too?! Is that a pussy watching, or watching a pussy? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

what about Facials? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Anything? MMMMMWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAA So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Remember no porn and Cheetos, So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Lets get married now! I'll bring the paperwork for the accounts. Your my dream girl Ok.... are you going to buy me a house? Of Course, The other two ex's got a house, One even got a new rig this year from me. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Lets get married now! I'll bring the paperwork for the accounts. Your my dream girl So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Not an asshole, But if she does this now, she always will, and probably always has, it wont change ever. So you accept it or chop it. Just one mans opinion So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

re you still getting drunk and riding that big wheel in the landing area? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Yeah, And you didnt do any of them, your grounded So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

The ever popular Tibia-Fibula combo. broken in 3 places, 3 pins 1 plate. lots of percocet.

lol So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

You call your dick a poodle? LMAO! I do call it a poodle and it likes to chase striped "PUSSY" cats. WOOf, WOOf, Heeeere, kitty,kitty So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I ship my daughters to another state when the Hellfish come to town, But i got a big poodle, He is French and he might swing that way for you So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Damn Dude, way to hijack my thread with your injury, LOL, they like you there because your big and fluffly like the Disney characters. To bad we didnt get to make a jump but it was cool to hang out for a few. I wish i could have stayed one more day at least. Heal soon bro and hopefully we can jump at summerfest, and dont forget about the hellfish Boogie In Michigan, you got a place to stay if you come for that. Twin otter, Skyvan and Caravan. And of course the Hellfish, you are now one of our legends. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

No one likes a smelly diaper but you know if it is one parent with two small children, how is the parent to take both into the bathroom? You cant leave one alone. Maybe you were super dad when your kid/kids were small and did everything perfect all the time. Think about it, You were pissed off with who knows what and this just pushed you over the edge. Lighten up just a bit. Complain to the airline and get a comp flight like every other yahoo or pay for first class. I'm not saying the person was right for changing the baby right behind you but would you rather smell a shitty diaper until the end of a flight? If you were by kids then that means you were boarding in the first few rows. Make sure next time you request not to be by children. I'm sure you can sit by the emergency exit. No children allowed within two rows to that door. Wow! Deedy I wasn't trying to make the post seem harsh, it came out that way.. If there were two kids i would have never said anything, i am a parent who raised two girls on my own so i know what its all about there hotshot! He had one child, grandma, wifey and uncle and aunt with him in his row. We all were in first class there sunshine. I am not an idiot and i dont expect anyone else to be. Sometimes having money and being able to afford first class for 6 sometimes means your just an asshole. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

OMG! this frickin idiot changed his childs shit daiper right behind me in the seat rather than got to the restroom or back of the plane. All around got to enjoy the smell!. I lost it and me and "dad" got into an arguement. I know the bathrooms are small but it can be done, i have done it when mine were small. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

I hate the Orlando airport, the absolute worst service, people are nasty. Kids screaming everywhere.. Why do i always get stuck between the super fat people and thier super fat screaming kids. I HATE ORLANDO AIRPORT So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Way to go Pat So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Not dying or major injury first Better RW. Better exits. Better more flexible Get laid So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Maybe your ugly and really need the make up. I'm just sayin So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Nope.... Florida has outlawed parties Stick to "IT" comedy is definitely out So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

Does Z hills have a New Years Eve Party? So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

That was exactly my plan, Jump Zhills (Deland) and then head for The Invasion So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664