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  1. Actually I look a lot like Bender.
  2. So Shah, you are all about looks. Yet you have an avatar with a cartoon on it. Man up. Post a photo... I am sure we would all love to see what a dude looks like that will only date model-like women. Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  3. I was mid drink on that one... need to go grab some paper towels and clean up the mess!!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  4. I wanted to be a pathetic loser... but just didn't work out :) Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  5. Now that is one helluva cyber bitch slap if I've ever seen one! Your my hero BillyVance! ETA - I hope you don't mind the sig line change.
  6. Shah, we get what you like. Skinny girls. I get it. Good for you. I think what Skymama, Olympia and myself get so frustrated with is you speak in terms of "How could a guy like a thick girl" or "that poor bastard ended up with a 200 pound girl". You contradict yourself often and get called out on it. Like your skinny girls. Fine. Good luck with that. But do not make the assumption that men who are with girls that are not adequate by your definition are unhappy or unlucky. I happen to be a size 8, well educated, highly paid, independent hottie who wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  7. Cheesey - don't make me kick your ass this weekend!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  8. You can't have a birthday on the weekend... we are too busy being skydivers on the weekend and then I miss the real birthday. Anyhow... happy birthday. Hope it was a good one! Did you jump in your birthday suit? Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
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  10. Voting daily...let me now when our cruise is. Need to pick up some cruise wear.
  11. I think you have your answer. I don't order from anyone else. Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  12. Main: Triathlon 135 Reserve: Firelite 176 (yeah I know!) Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  13. :3:0 3 fun jumps. Put out a static line student on one of them and followed out for a fun hop and pop. I had my girls this weekend, so I don't spend much time at dz when I do. I got my new Tony pants in the mail on Friday and I freaking LOVE them! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  14. If you trim the "bushes" you are a gardener . . . post pics to let us see the extent of your gardening skilz. Glad I am not the only one who was thinking along these terms!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  15. Seriously you all are soooo awesome! ANd Mike, yes you are right... top five... I expected some interesting and creative competition. So far not so much. I was torn between the photo I posted and this one. Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  16. You naughty girl!! Yeah... and then I had to go against instinct and spit after!!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  17. You guys are the best!!!! Yeah, I am surprised after a month of heavy advertising there are not that many photos posted. I had the tea tumbler for a week or so and have been so busy working with students I hadn't had the chance to go up and make a fun jump with the cup. So last Friday I pulled it out of my locker, had a chance to get up on a load and put it together last minute. I didn't have any tea available. Thought about putting some diet coke in there but didn't want it to stream out and all over me or gear.... so someone suggested dirt... good eye!!! The funny thing is when I went to "pretend sip" in freefall... instinct kicked in and I actually sucked :) So yeah, got an entire mouthful of dirt.... There are several more on Facebook from the jump.... facebook.com/parachutist :) Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  18. Thanks everyone! Whuffo baby is still in lead. I know... the fact the picture isn't rotated should be automatic disqualification!!! And the dude is a new dad. Like he will be taking a cruise anytime soon!!!! I had fun doing it... we decided dirt would look most like iced tea in the tumbler, so that is what is in there. I had a blonde moment and when I was posing as I was sipping I actually sucked through the straw and got a mouthful of dirt. Yuck!!!!! Check out more pics on Facebook... friend me... facebook.com/parachutist Hugs everyone!!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  19. Thanks Jesse!!!! I want to go on a cruise! There are hardly any pictures up there. I figure with skydivers backing me I have a really good shot!!! Hey.... and guess what... this time next week... we'll be boogie'ing!!!!! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  20. Hey all... vote daily... I could win a cruise and I am single... so I will need someone to go with me!!!! http://wildfireapp.com/website/6/contests/49181/voteable_entries Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  21. This should be some fun reading today. Personally... not that I can think of other than the charlie horse in a foot or calf during orgasm... that has happened more than once. When I was in college I did medical billing and would have to code procedures and diagnoses. One that sticks out (no pun intended) was: Removal of foreign object from anus: zucchini. Wow!!!! I'd say that is a sex injury! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  22. Hey Frank, I just came across this post. I am glad you found us and got your reserve packed AND found a great dz to visit regularly. Good seeing you on Sunday! Kim Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  23. I've seen more than I care to from minor injuries, to near death to fatalities. There is no dz etiquette that I know of. The best you can do is learn from it. (I also need to +1 Normiss) Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  24. Would you blow people up if you were getting laid? There is a level of frustration in their culture due to high unemployment, add it to is social pressures, and then some history and a dash of "What do you mean I have to marry the first girl I say hi to!" and well....yeah. Where do you live again so we can stay away?! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I
  25. You didn't look like you were about to hurl! How was the jump? Did you love the rain in freefall?! I was thankful for my fullface. Mike wasn't too happy about having all his camera stuff getting wet. Oh and what do you owe beer for?! That is part of the numbers posted! Kim Mills USPA D21696 Tandem I, AFF I and Static Line I