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Wait till the first time you are all alone under your canopy and it is just you and the quiet and the sky. Magic ;)

My girl likes to watch porn with me. She suggests it half the time. ;)

I wish I had your problem. Enjoy the fact that you have very little body fat. For the rest of us poor bastards its a struggle.

When i was in the army, i was shipping out to Korea. I was space available. I spent THREE DAYS in LAX in my dress greens. (class A uniform, and painful shoes) "The white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. no parking. unattended vehicles are subject to immediate tow-away".. still ringing in my ears, 16 YEARS later...

Also, the bible says that we should execute women who have sex before marriage, and murder children that don't obey their parents. It's a book, written by cavemen, and it's "truths" aren't applied universally, just the rules that serve the needs of the people pushing the philosophy. Personally, i value the bible less than a roll of charmin, because I actually have a use for toilet paper. ;)

What is the best way to go about selling my gear on here? I know western union is bad, and checks are bad, but can anybody suggest the best payment method that will minimize the likelihood of getting ripped off? I have: a black helmet - used 4 times for 75 alti-2 glow in the dark - used 4 times for 75ish protrack - only used 4 times for 250 Thanks! -paul

Yes, its scary and dangerous.. I had a girl that destroyed my house, broke a bunch of my stuff, called me hundreds of times, told me after we had sex that she had aids, flipped my motorcycle over and did $1500 damage to it. Tried to have me ejected from college. Then she tried to have me prosecuted for rape. I was almost arrested by the police. Its not fun. Its scary.

Start -> Settings -> Control Panel -> System a box will pop up click on hardware the device manager will come up.. It will have a list of devices set up on your system.. Find the DVD Drive.. Right click it, and click 'delete' After its gone, at the very top right click on "my computer" and click "Scan for hardware changes".. It should detect and reinstall the drivers for the player. This could also be a hardware problem. I am assuming you have XP. If you need vista instructions, hit me up at virtualcontext [at] yahoo.com

Hell yes!!! Preggo chicks are tons of fun!!! Just make sure you dont poke the kid in the back of the head!

Ugh... If they made being stupid illegal DropZone.com viewership would drop by 60%..

The show is LAME... Lost interest in the first 6 minutes of the show.

+1 Vagina

OK, my todo list: Metallica "Death Magnetic" Scorpions! Beethoven, Wagner, Black Sabeth Deep Purple, Uriah Heep Focus UFO ELP G5.... satriani, Johnson, Vai, Petrucci Rush, Slade Smiths Athlete anywhere near enough Quenn Rainbow, Slade, Dire Straits, ELO

Didnt know where else to put it Thanks!

My Music Collection. I am looking for good bands/albums i may have overlooked. Give me some ideas... Welcome to my music collection. To begin, please select a band name from below. Note, this only includes bands/albums. If I included songs then it would be a fifty page document AeroSmith Big Ones Nine Lives Permanent Vacation Alanis Morissette Alanis Jagged Little Pill Modern Rock Live, LA , CA 1-26 Modern Rock Live, LA, CA 1-26 Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie Alice In Chains Dirt Music Bank Music Bank - Box Set Music Bank Disc 1 Music Bank Disc 2 Music Bank Disc 3 Music Bank-Box Set Alicia Keys Diary Of Alicia Keys Audioslave (2003) Audioslave (2005) Out Of Exile (2006) Revelations (2007) [Solo] Chris Cornell - Carry On Avril Lavigne Let Go Let Go (Advance) Let Go (Retail) Let Go [Bonus Disc] Disc 1 Beastie Boys Licensed To Ill Beatles (Beatles)-Anthology A Hard Day's Night Abbey Road Anthology, Vol. 1 Anthology, Vol. 2 Anthology, Vol. 3 Beatles For Sale Help! In The Beginning Let It Be Live at the BBC Love Songs Magical Mystery Tour Past Masters, Volume One Past Masters, Volume Two Please Please Me Revolver Rubber Soul Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Beatles (White Album) The Beatles 1 The Beatles 1962-1965 The Beatles 1967-1970 The Decca Tapes The Early Tapes (With Tony Sheridan) With the Beatles Yellow Submarine Beck 1994 11 Astoria Theatre London 2002 11-12 Austin TX with The Flaming Lips 2002 2-26 Concert for Artists' Rights 2002 8-2 Seattle 2002 KCRW Sessions w_Flaming Lips A Western Harvest Field By Moonlight Beck Live Beck mix Beck remix Golden Feelings Guero (deluxe) Guerolito Mellow Gold Midnight Vultures Mutations Odelay One Foot In The Grave Sea Change The Information The Mutations Conversations Billy Joel Greatest Hits, Vol. 3 Greatest Hits, Vols. 1 & 2 (1973-1985) D Björk Björk's Greatest Hits Gling-Gló Blink-182 Blink-182 Cheshire Cat Dude Ranch E-Centre, Camden, NJ 05-25-00 Enema of the State Kevin & Bean Christmas CD.._ not now cds Take Off Your Pants and Jacket The Mark, Tom and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back) Blue October (2009) Approaching Normal Approaching Normal Argue With a Tree Argue with a Tree... Disc 2 Consent to Treatment Foiled Foiled for the Last Time History for Sale Live Foiled The Answers Bob Marley & The Wailers Exodus Legend Britney Spears Greatest Hits- My Prerogative Buckcherry 1999 - Buckcherry 2001 - Time Bomb 2005 - 15 Bush Deconstructed Golden State Razorblade Suitcase Sixteen Stone The Science Of Things Zen_X_Four Cake Prolonging the Magic Prolonging the Magic [Clean] Candlebox Candlebox Carolina Liar [2008] Coming To Terms Charged GBH Charged G.B.H - The Punk Singles (1981-1 Cherry Poppin' Daddies Zoot Suit Riot Chevelle (1999) Point #1 (2002) Wonder What's Next (2004) This Type of Thinking Could Do Us In (2007) Vena Sera (2007) Vena Sera (Bonus Tracks) (2009) Sci-Fi Crimes Chris Isaak Heart Shaped World Christina Aguilera Christina Aguilera Stripped Coldplay A Rush Of Blood To The Head Brothers & Sisters EP Clocks (single) Clocks (Special Ltd. Edition) Don't Panic (single) Fix You (single) God Put A Smile Upon Your Face (single) In My Place (single) Live 2003 Mince Spies Ode to Deodorant (demo tape) Parachutes Safety EP Shiver (single) Sparks (Acoustic EP) Speed of Sound (single) Talk (single) Talk (Special Ltd. Edition) The Blue Room EP The Scientist (single) Trouble (Norwegian Live EP) Trouble (single) Violet Hill (7 inch) Violet Hill (single) Viva La Vida (single) Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends X & Y Yellow (single) Collective Soul 7even Year Itch (Greatest Hits) Afterwords Blender Collective Soul Disciplined Breakdown Dosage From the Ground Up Hints Allegations and Things Left Unsaid [Atlantic] Home- A Live Concert Recording with the Atlanta Symphony Youth Orchestra Disc 2 Youth Creed Human Clay Weathered Dave Matthews Band Busted Stuff Crash Dead Kennedys Dead Kennedy's-Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegeta Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables [UK] Plastic Surgery Disasters-In God We Trust, Inc Disturbed Believe Ten Thousand Fists The Sickness Drowning Pool Pieces of Nothing [2001] Sinner [2004] Desensitized [2007] Full Circle Eminem Encore Disc 2 Encore [Limited Edition] Disc 1 Relapse The Eminem Show The Marshall Mathers LP The Slim Shady LP Enigma MCMXC A.D Enya Celts Enya - Shepherd Moons Enya - The Celts Shepherd Moons The Celts The Memory of Trees Watermark Evanescence Fallen Fallen [Import Bonus Track] Origin Sound Asleep _ Whisper Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac Rumours Flogging Molly Drunken Lullabies Swagger Front 242 06-21-03-11 Up Evil Angels Versus Animals Front By Front Live Code Mixed by Fear_Tragedy for You Tyranny for You Godsmack Awake Godsmack GodSmack - Faceless Green Day (1990) 1039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours (1991) Kerplunk (1994) Dookie (1994) Woodstock (1995) Insomniac (1996) Bowling Bowling Bowling Parking Parking (1997) Nimrod (1999) Unplugged & Live Bootleg (2000) Warning (2001) International Superhits (2002) Pop Disaster Tour 2002 (2002) Shenanigans (2003) Varios B.S.O (2004) American Idiot Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction (1987) Lies (1989) Live Era '87 - '93 (CD 1) Live Era '87 - '93 (CD 2) Live Era '87 - '93 (1999) The Spaghetti Incident (1993) Use Your Illusion I (1991) Use your Illusion II (1991) Gwen Stefani Love.Angel.Music.Baby Hole Live Through This Hootie & the Blowfish Cracked Rear View Iron Maiden Iron Maiden - Powerslave Powerslave iTunes iTunes Media James Taylor Greatest Hits, Vol. 2 Janet Jackson All For You Jars of Clay Jars of Clay Jennifer Lopez This Is Me... Then Jimi Hendrix Experience Hendrix- The Best of Jimi Hendrix John Michael Montgomery Kickin' It Up Justin Timberlake [2002] Justified [2006] FutureSex Korn 1994 - KoRn 1996 - Life Is Peachy 1998 - Follow The Leader 1999 - Issues 2002 - Untouchables 2003 - Take A Look In The Mirror 2004 - Greatest Hits Vol.1 2005 - See You On The Other Side 2007 - Untitled Lenny Kravitz 5 Greatest Hits Limp Bizkit Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water Disc 1 Linkin Park Hybrid Theory Meteora Minutes To Midnight Reanimation Live Throwing Copper Lords Of Acid Lust Our Little Secret Voodoo-U Stript Voodoo-U [Bonus Tracks] Madonna The Immaculate Collection Mariah Carey MTV Unplugged [EP] Marilyn Manson Antichrist Superstar Eat Me, Drink Me Mechanical Animals [2009] The High End Of Low Maroon 5 Songs About Jane Matchbox 20 [1996] Yourself Or Someone Like You Album [2000] Mad Season [2002] More Than You Think You Are [2007] Exile On Mainstream Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See Megadeath MegaDeath - The world needs a hero Megadeth- Rust in Peace The World Needs a Hero The World Needs a Hero [Japan Bonus Tracks] Men Without Hats Safety Dance Metallica ...And Justice for All Kill 'em All Master of Puppets Ride The Lightning S & M (Disc 1) S&M [Video] Disc 2 Michael Jackson Bad - Special Edition Blood on the Dance Floor- History in the Mix Invincible Number Ones Off the Wall Thriller Ministry Ministry - The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste Ministry - Twitch The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste Twelve Inch Singles (1981-1984) Twitch Moby Everything Is Wrong Play (Limited Edition Cd 1) The Takeover Bid CD2 Moses Mayfield The Inside Motley Crue Decade of Decadence '81-'91 Dr._Feelgood Theater of Pain Nelly Nellyville Nelly Furtado Loose (iTunes Version) Nine Inch Nails (1989) Down In It (single) (1989) Pretty Hate Machine (1990) Head Like A Hole (1990) Sin (single) (1992) Fixed (1992)Broken (1994) Closer To God (1994) March Of The Pigs (1994) Soundtrack-Natural Born Killers (1994) Soundtrack-The Crow (1994) The Downward Spiral (1995) Further Down The Spiral (1995) Further Down The Spiral V2 (1996) Quake(Strck) (1996) Soundtrack-Quake [Game Soundtrack] (1997) David Bowie & NIN - I'm Afraid Of Americans (1997) Soundtrack-Lost Highway (1997) The Perfect Drug (1999) Nine Inch Nails - Brixton Academy 29-11-99 (1999) The Day The World Went Away (single) (1999) The Fragile - Left (1999) The Fragile - Right (1999) We're In This Together (single) (2000) Things Falling Apart (2001) Soundtrack-Tomb Raider (2002) HALO 17a - And All That Could Have Been - Live [DE CD1] (2002) HALO 17b - And All That Could Have Been - Still [DE CD2] (2002) Nine Inch Nails-Special Tribute (2005) 121005 (2005) Live In Paris, FR Zenith 06-22-05 (2005) Only (single) (2005) The Hand That Feeds (Single) (2006) Every Day Is Exactly The Same (single) (2007) Capital G (Single, Vinyl) (2007) Survivalism (single) (2007) The Limitless Potential (2007) With teeth (2007) Year Zero (2007) YearZeroRemixed (2008) The Slip (2009) Quiet Soundtrack Nirvana A Higher State Of Mind Banned For Life Bloom, Mezzago ITALY 11.17.91 Hoquian eagles lodge (21.12.1988) In Utero Last Concert In Japan MTV Unplugged Never Mind Nevermind Noizemaker Out Of the Blue Outcesticide I (Remastered) Outcesticide II The Needle and the Damage Done Outcesticide III - The Final Solution Outcesticide IV Rape of the Vaults Outcesticide V - Disintegration Play The Fucking Guitar, Man - Live at the U4, Austria, 221189 & Cattle Club, Sacramento 120290 Reading Festival '92 Remastered Tracks Roma (Last Live Performance 02.22.94) Sans titre 10.23.90 Seattle 1988 Stiff Drinks Suicide Solution The demo tapes (1988-1990) The Eternal Legacy The Studio Albums Unplugged In New York Wipeout With The Lights Out No Doubt Everything in time The Singles 1992-2003 Tragic Kingdom Norah Jones Feels Like Home Pantera Pantera Vulgar Display Of Power Papa Roach Infest Infest [Clean] The Paramour Sessions Pearl Jam 01 Ten (1991) 02 Vs (1993) 03 Vitalogy (1994) 04 No Code (1996) 05 Yield (1998) 06 Live on two legs (1998) 07 Binaural (2000) 08 Riot act (2002) 09 Pearl Jam (2006) Others Pink Floyd 1966 - Tonite Let's All Make Love in London 1967 - The Piper At The Gates Of Dawn 1968 - A Saucerful Of Secrets 1969 - More 1969 - Ummagumma 1970 - Atom Heart Mother 1970 - Zabriskie Point 1971 - Meddle 1971 - Relics 1972 - Obscured By Clouds 1973 - Dark Side Of The Moon 1974 - Masters of rock 1975 - Shine On You Crazy Diamond 1975 - Wish You Are Here 1977 - Animals 1979 - The Wall 1980-81 - The Wall (live) 1981 - A Collection Of Great Dance Songs 1983 - The Final Cut 1983 - Works 1987 - A Momentary Lapse Of Reason - remaster 1988 - Delicate Sound Of Thunder 1992 - The Division Bell 1995 - Pulse 2001 - Echoes - The Best of Pink Floyd Cover Art Live at Pompei Pink Floyd 1975 Tour Comic book Star Profile - audio documentary The Early Pink Floyd Singles Presidents of the United States of America Presidents of the United States of America Primus Frizzle Fry Pork Soda Prodigy Voodoo People Remixes Queen Greatest Hits [Hollywood] Queensryche Empire Operation Mindcrime Tribe Rammstein Herzeleid - 1996 LAB CD1 - 1999 LAB CD2 - 1999 Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da Mutter - 2001 Reise Reise - 2004 Rosenrot - 2005 Sehnsucht - 1997 Videos Volkerball CD1 - 2006 Volkerball CD2 - 2006 Ramones Hey Ho, Let's Go - Disc II The Rolling Stone Collection_ Sade The Best of Sade [Sony-Epic] Saliva Back into your system Every Six Seconds Sevendust Animosity Home Sheryl Crow Tuesday Night Music Club Skinny Puppy 12 Inch Anthology Ain't It Dead Yet_ B-Sides Collect Back & Forth 6 Back And Forth Series Two Back And Forth Vol. 7 Bites Bites And Remission BRAP (Back and Forth Vol. 3 & 4) Censor (Dogshit) Chainsaw CD5 Cleanse Fold And Manipulate Doomsday- Back and Forth, Vol. 5- Live Doomsday_ Back And Forth Vol. 5 - Live In Dresden Inquisition CD5 Last Rights Mind_The Perpetual Intercourse Mythmaker Puppy Gristle Rabies Remission ReMix Dys Temper Singles Collect Spasmolytic (Single) Testure The Greater Wrong Of The Right The Process The Singles Collect Tin Omen Too Dark Park Tormentor Track 10 VIVIsect VI Worlock Slayer Seasons In The Abyss South Of Heaven Smash Mouth Fush Yu Mang [Clean] Social Distortion Mommy's Little Monster Prison Bound Sex, Love And Rock 'N' Roll Social Distortion Soundtrack American Wedding Stabbing Westward Darkest Days Staind (1996) The Singles (1996-2006) (1996) Tormented (1999) Dysfunction (2001) Break The Cycle (2003) 14 Shades of Grey (2005) Chapter V (2008) The Illusion Of Progress Sublime Sublime System of a Down 1st Demo 2nd Demo 3rd Demo B Sides, Demotapes, Singles, Live Shit and Compilations Blair Witch 2 Soundtrack BYOB Hypnotize KROQ Acoustic Christmas Live At The Wireless Mezmerize Steal This Album Storaged Melodies System of a Down The B Sides Toxic Traxx Toxicity Toxicity II Toxicity Single The Bloodhound Gang Hooray for Boobies The Clash Give 'em enough rope The Singles The Cranberries To the Faithful Departed Wake Up And Smell The Coffee The Cure Bloodflowers Boys Don't Cry Disintegration Galore Greatest Hits [Bonus CD] Disc 2 Japanese Whispers Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me Seventeen Seconds Staring at the Sea- The Singles Staring at the Sea_ The Singles Wild Mood Swings Wish The Doors Complete Studio Recordings Strange Days The Best of the Doors (Disk 1) Waiting for the Sun The Killers Hot Fuss The Offspring Splinter [Clean] The Police Every Breath You Take- The Classics Every Breath You Take- The Singles Every Breath You Take_ The Singles The Ramones Acid Eaters Animal Boy Brain Drain End of the Century Greatest Hits Live Halfway to Sanity Hey! Ho! Let's Go- Ramones Anthology Disc 1 Hey! Ho! Let's Go- Ramones Anthology Disc 2 It's Alive Leave Home Live January 7, 1978 at the Palladium, NYC Loco Live Mondo Bizarro Pleasant Dreams Road to Ruin Rock 'N' Roll High School Rocket to Russia Subterranean Jungle The Ramones Too Tough to Die ¡Adios Amigos! The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet Hot Rocks 1964-1971 The Sex Pistols Never Mind The Bollocks Unknown Album Third Eye Blind (2006) Greatest Hits Third Eye Blind Tool Aenima Lateralus Opiate [EP] Salival [CD-DVD] Ultra Rare Trax Undertow Trapt TRAPT Van Halen Van Halen Vertical Horizon Everything You Want Violent Femmes Add it up (1981-1993) Demos and More Freak Magnet Hallowed Ground Live Recordings New Times The Blind Leading the Naked The Very Best of Violent Femmes Violent Femmes Viva Wisconson Why do Birds sing White Zombie Astro-Creep- 2000 La Sexorcisto - Devil Music Vo La Sexorcisto- Devil Music, Vol. 1

Yawn... and The United States Department of Labor (which is run by Obama) doesn't look like it is lying: http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm It shows that we are still shedding jobs and unemployment is at 9.8 percent, most of which were from Manufacturing, Construction, Utilities, and Professional Services. The problem is that most average joes rely on biased sources for their news instead of going and looking at the numbers for themselves, and when rush tells them Obama is lying (correct spelling) they go out and post garbage... Mmmkay?

That report is pure bullshit. And how do they know how many cars would have been sold without the program in effect? They can't compare year over year cause we were deep in recession last year and domestic auto sales were down like 60%. Again, how do they know this? So if the average rebate was 4 grand, where did they get their numbers from? This report is biased, probably because the people running Edmunds have a hard on for Obama like some of the asshats that post on DZ.com.

This pic was labeled "Please, only buy responsible pumpkins"... I saw the scene and immediately thought of you guys.

Did you read the stats? Every single one that was subtyped. There were 11 out of 4500ish that werent h1n1.

AWESOME!!!! Hybrid, mutant, aggressive man-eating coyote/wolf mixes! Where do I get one? I shall call it "fluffy"

I'm old WTF is "dubs" Dubs are 20 inch rims. The word DUB come from the slang word for 20. "Commonly used to refer both to two dime bags of weed (which, incidentally, equal 20 dollars) and to 20'' rims on cars, particularly SUV's. The word "dub" is used to refer to something that equals 20, whether it be weed OR rim size. Yo, can I get two dubs from you? OR We were rollin on dubs..." http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dubs

According to the CDC website, 99.8% of all tested cases of flu this year were Influenza A, of which only 11 cases out of 4,855 where influenza B. If you bothered to research before you posted you wouldn't sound so stoopid. Why is it always Obama's fault with you? Is it his fault that swine flu occurred? Do you think it was his idea to come up with the scheme to estimate how many cases went undiagnosed? Come on. you can do better./ http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/index.htm#whomap

Only about 1/3 what were spending in Iraq, which is totally, completely unnecessary. The Taliban was harboring bin laden when we went in. they have now emerged as a terrorist organization so they need to be dealt with. Set up a puppet government that we can control, give the people the impression that they really matter, bribe the presidents brother with CIA seed money, you get the idea, etc, etc, and so on and so forth. Iraq is one big cluster fuck that we will never win and we need to bail out of that mess and let em kill each other by themselves before it turns into another Vietnam. I can accept the idea of losing American soldiers as long as there is a valid reason, but some trumped up bullshit lies GWB and Dickface Cheney told us is not a good reason to sacrifice 4,500 soldiers and maiming another 20,000. I don't agree with the DEA attacking the opium/heroin production in Afghanistan. If they don't make it, some other hell hole in the world will. The only way we will ever fix that problem is to fix it on the demand side (cure the addicts). So in short, I do know there is a good mission. I know we can accomplish it if we put enough resources to it. And I think that the political climate doesn't prevent that. my $0.02

Twin Turbocharged 2010 BMW M6... $125,000. Paid cash for it. OK, not really. Used to drive a 2000 Dodge Neon. Flipped it a couple times. Used to drive a 2006 Scion tC. Flipped it a few times. Used to drive a 2007 Kia Sorento. Front end totalled it. Used to drive a 2005 Honda Accord. Loved it. Crashed it. Now I drive a piece of shit ford ranger. Still looking for a good tree to wrap it around.

I fall at 124mph or 181.86 feet per second. If you have a high speed mal at 2000 feet you have 11 seconds to hit the ground. At 3000 feet you have 16 seconds. By the time you got the mirror in position to see what was wrong you have burned a thousand feet. I was taught that I was supposed to do a five count and check my canopy. If I don't like what I see (not square, not stable, not steerable) go to EPs. Take my advice with a grain of salt. I am a two hump chump!