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USPA has bigger problems than richard. One Jump Wonder

Depends on what you mean by useful This marvelous thread has generated more traffic than the rest of dizzy. combined. It has something to do with Google search and potential future owners. OK OK I'LL give it another shot. Would you consider it useful if you couldn't stop laughing with tears running down your face.Read the stickie on page one. Warning we're treading on dangerous ground here. Peeps have been banned for less with the negative vibes related to this thread. You can't have unrealistic expectations about how challenging it is solve a major crime like this. If the premier law enforcement in the Greatest country gave up. You have to admire the DB groupies reluctance to ignore any clue and investigate it and debate it over over and over again. It's called defecation, devotion ocd among other things. BTW it's guys and gals. I think the female that is still posting claims to be db, wife. Sister, aunt, niece, daughter. Please pay attention there will be a written test. One Jump Wonder

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Draftees didn't get to choose. That decision was made at the highest level of our got and the politico elite. cracks me up to see the same bs dusts off the domino theory when it suits them. One Jump Wonder

That only comes after the unforgetable AJ hug. Try it you might like it. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Pre 911 and TSA we wouldn't even tell the private security folks what was in our carry on. The X ray machine would show the 3 ring, metal rip cord housing all the other miscellaneous metal parts on the rig. What's in the bag sir? Sports equipment Never had a problem, until we tried to fly out of Orlando. Security called their supervisor. As soon as she saw the xray. She knew what she was looking at and asked the right question. Is that a parachute sir? Yes it is. We got escorted with our sports gear carry on from the xray machine all the way back to the ticket counter by the nice lady. And she stayed with us until the bag got checked in for our flt. Then we had to go thru the same process but we had to start from the back of the line. No biggie,no back room, no shit list, no bitching, no rubber glove or the rubber hose. I never kept track but WAG. We were successful 80 to 90 % of the time. And we never lied We saw some peeps walking thru airports wearing their sports gear like it was a back pack. Not very subtle I'm guessing their success rate may have been similar to ours. Don't ask don't tell. R.I.P. One Jump Wonder

Bingo Rat bastard sounds rather harsh. Maybe the dude just had a brain fart A smart lawyer could get the confused dude off in the U.S. with a lot of work.aka plea deal. For a fee. Great job for a bully lawyer. Lawyer revenge, their client is confused, drunk, whatever. They could get the dude a deal. But everyone knows lawyers can't afford to work for free. Money down before lay down. Or the lawyer is to busy working on a clients case that can afford to pay them up front. One Jump Wonder

101 refers to a person's age, some peeps like experienced women. Personal best. Or worst. LP boogie demo at the brewery, nice lady had a cane with 4 toes on the bottom. She was watching the demo with 3 generations of her kids. Ask the nice lady with the cane if she wanted to go sit in my car.

Dam Roger Nelson and his brother. Relax folks I'm just passing thru. FWIW Keep on trucking [;) One Jump Wonder

Good to know info deserves at least one bump. Wouldn't want anyone to miss out. One Jump Wonder

Which begs the question . . . do lesbian cows use strap-ons? Dear turtle Cows don't use whatever that thing is your talking about. They don't have opposed thumbs. They suck cow toes, and if the cow foot owner isn't happy with the cow foot sucker they will stop by a fresh cow paddy and stomp the shit out of it on the way to the bar at LP. Oops did I say that those were the good old days at LP. It wasn't cows it was jumpers. Some female jumpers didn't like getting their toes sucked, they knew that some human males didn't understand the meaning of no. Payback is a bitch. . Watched numerous toe sucking on the pool table in the bar at LP over the years pre amazon and the tall guy LP fan club Pre hitting the boogie circuit. Pre mad john and the cock choir. Never witnessed a dumb ass dude jumper start sucking a human female foot and stop due to the fresh cow patty odor. Who knows maybe the dudes were more into eating the cow shit than the nice ladies feet. Different strokes for different folks Before you ask Of course I got it on video

Grasshopper, using the the underline don't do shit when trying to do a URL. Carry on. Hi Monky Please don't scare the young one's off. With the negative vibes. We have the resident dynamic duo aka lavern and shirly of attorneys on this web site that have worked very hard to be Imo the unofficial self appointed spelling, grammar nazi's and anything else they can cook up to make some peeps feel bad. No charge for their unsolicited bully advice. Sounds lawyers working for zero monetary gain I'm 91.33333 % their rewarded by pumping up their little egos in the bathroom. Before and after one of their sneak attacks As you were.Do whatever floats your boat. Don't worry be happy.

How many miles on that tire . Did it come with the bike oem. I'm carefull with my $$. Used to pencil pack my reserve without a problem. USPA is to busy to fall in line with the rest of the world. Fine But I refuse to drive on well used tires. I drive to fast for a catastrophic blowout and trying to keep it on the pavement.Got 65k miles on the X boss' s tires. They had at least 2 k left

Good for you Mr Glideangle The sorry thing about the bean count is when you ask people in the industry and some skysnobs why they don't count those type of injuries. They respond in public because they don't want to. They know who they are, and think very highly of themselves. One Jump Wonder

We have a winner. I was born and raised in da bronx. Left in 1966 for god and country and never looked back. Great place to grow up and be from.

Welcome back. Have you consider making your own. Blue tarp Stake in center of tarp Attach string and can of paint to stake. You get the picture, you can make one faster and cheaper than you can buy a real one. If you don't succeed at first try again. When you get it close enough sell them on the net. Your chance of getting it correct or incorrect the first time is 90%. Don't forget the paper plate to cover the hole in the center left over from the stake, nail, whatever. Some one gets a DC

That's lawyer talk for maybe and that's final. Way to obvious With your experience at the bar and your command of the English language you can do better than that. If you weren't to busy. Have a nice day.

Video. But only if you're not a guy. Otherwise, spare the electrons. Oh yeah... Fappy Birapaday! No way.. the video of the german guy is a classic. Aerodynamic flutter is a serious condition! Whip lash could be worse. One Jump Wonder

We're you getting reliable support from the huey outfit?. When jumping with the Germans was that at their DZ.? We had the privilege of jumping with some of the clubs at Bragg one weekend in the late 60s. Their acft support was rock solid

Mr Snyder was a man ahead of his time. If he had access to modern technology some of his pioneering gear would have been a lot more successful. Didn't Steve put out the first squares canopies. Maybe mid late 60s. And lots of other major firsts. If anyone remembers some of Steve Snyder other firsts let's hear it if you have the time. One Jump Wonder

Sorry guys one yes, one no. Than we agree that disagree

Thats pretty much any establishment in SE asia. I ended up paying a girl to sit and drink with me so the other whores would stop interrupting me while I was trying to get drunk. Then I took her home for a freebie Hi From what I've heard If you were buying the nice lady drinks at her place of employment, you already paid for that freebie. OTOH if she was buying you drinks and then took you home and didn't rob you that would have been a freebie. Have you considered breaking the ice with a autographed pic of you standing on the naked rock. Things in SE Asia was a lot less expensive in the 60's it was like a gold rush. Depending on how remote the location it could be a lot of fun. Unless they killed you. It sounds like the "you buy me drink" bar girl thing is still alive and well. Go figure in spite of what the the historians say the military is not oldest profession. If your a spell, or grammar bully, or wasn't in the SEA in 60s. I don't really care what you and your groupies have to say.

Think positive

That's not entirely true. The con artists, hustlers and pickpockets want an easy score, not a huge hassle. They know what they are looking for and will skip over anyone who looks like they might be trouble. Pay attention to what's going on, carry yourself well, be in reasonable shape and most of the bad guys will look for an easier victim. (most, not all) Kinda like not having to outrun the bear. Some peeps want to cut down the biggest tree in the forest. It adds to their status in their social group. There are some things more important than money to these peeps. Their not into it for the money. Wrong place, wrong time, shit happens. Can we agree that we disagree BTW our neighbor hood den of brown bears is on the other side of our 3 ft wooden fence 15 ft from our house. As long as we bring in the bird food at night, they leave us and our hounds alone. When we forget and it disappears, we don't go looking for it. One Jump Wonder

+1 Don't understand it, but it sounds good.