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  1. Here is one that I use; despite mixed reviews, I took a chance with it and really like it. I researched GPS's for around two months before I bought one. I'm a picky bastard and wouldn't steer you wrong. Magellan also released a new model very simal to the first; it is updated and also costs a little cheaper. If you're unsatisfied with both, GPS Magazine is the best place to go. :)
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  2. I'm glad I found this sport before I found a wife......now I'll filter everyone appropriately. Hell, maybe I'll avoid marriage altogether?.... :S

    Anyway, try to get her out to the dz, maybe do a tandem. God knows thats what hooked me. She might juast see things differently B|

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  3. I saw the pictures and all, but......you sure it's a cat. It could easily be some kind of monster hiding under a well cradted suit. Or maybe it's an alien scoping us out :o

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  4. some catnip should get him/her goin' :ph34r: Just check how much to give as to avoid health consequences

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    Actually a dogs mouth is cleaner then a human...;)



    I've heard that, but as far as I know, most people don't lick their asses and most guys don't lick their balls. We probably would if we could, but most of us can't.

    Walt


    A Dogs mouth also naturally produces penacilen, which is why its mouth is cleaner than that of any person.
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    Good luck...and going under anesthesia is so much fuuuun! :)
    No, I'm serious. I really do love it. When you're getting dopey after they start the IV, it's kinda funny. :ph34r: I'm always very giggly when they start the happy drugs. :)

    Then you get to have people wait on you and bring you cookies and juice. It's a happy thing. :)



    I agree. I've had 10 surgery's through the course of my life; the first was when I was 5, the last 1 was 5 years ago at 21 (damn, time flies!). The only unpleasent thing is the mask they put over your face when they knock you out; itt smells like rubber and is a bit nossiating. The way to get around that is ask them to kniock you out byway of the IV (then they'll put the mask over your face when you're snoozing). It really a lot of fun, the funny drugs are just that-funny drugs. You laugh at anything LOL. The clock on the wall, the nurse, the wall, Donalsd tump on TV (yes, I realize the man has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever). Get ready for some strange experiences though :) Y'ou'll be drifting in and out of sleep, both in the ICU and inb your room for a while-the fun of that is what was goin on around you when you were drifting in and out comes back in your dreams as your mind is more and more conscious and in a sleeping state. You also might not recognize people at first; I remember once I woke up, looked at my best friend, and his parents (whom I then knew for 13 years) + members of my family, mumbled who are you people and knock back out, Than there was also the time I thought my mom was naked (don't ask lol). Same deal, I woke up and was instantly horryfied: "MOM! Why are you naked??" Then nocked out. I later found out she was wearing skin-colored clothing.

    Oh, I almost forgot!...right before they put you on the table they wrap you from head to toe in warm towels :)
    Edited to Add): Best wishes to you and a speedy recovery! :)
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    aaaaaaaaaach. Anyone got some spare brain bleach stuff??



    Brain bleach???.......ShIT!........you need one of them things from "Men In Black"
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    I was going to vote for BillyVance...:D

    "I'll guess $850 Billy."

    "What?"

    "I'll guess $850 Billy."

    "Huh?"

    "I'LL GUESS $85---aw f**k-it!!"

    :P:)




    ROF LMFAO! :D Priceless.......
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  9. Haha....That's pretty funny


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    All of his activity is during night/dark.



    So how, or when does he jump?:S
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  11. I joined not so long ago as well. I usually go 4-5 days a week and can honestly tell you that I feel much better since I started going; am much more energized, feel refreshed (if I go in the morning) think more clearly, etc, etc... I wish you the best in staying committed......it's worth it
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  12. A new job with Farmers Insurance. I'm so siked about this; the compensation is on much better terms than my other job, and I get paid a lot more. Base salary + a ridicules commission percentage. I genuinely love what I do; yes, sales is a hard gig, but I love it. I can't say I'm not in it for the money, but I really do like to help people and see them satisfied with the product they buy, Now I just hope my sales go well.
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    Consider it done.



    Ditto. My condolences; I'm sorry to hear about your loss.
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    Well, I am pretty sweet....B|



    now that's what I'm talking about:P
    ......Willis :D
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  15. ***So many things I could say in response.....but I am going to exercise restraint tonight.[Smile]



    Party pooper :|
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    Well, I am pretty sweet....B|



    Since Chicago is one of the 3 major cities, I'm sure you could find your way Call me when you need further directions ;)
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    Hey now! MadMadMad



    There are exceptions to every rule :)
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    Maybe we need a new forum, something like Bonfire Lite



    If it's anything like light beer, I'll pass :P
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    WEP was a bad joke. It's what you get when a bunch vendors get together to develop a security protocol in secret w/o any actual security experts involved. It can be cracked by any determined script kiddy, but it is a little bit better than no security at all.



    That just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :|



    I haven't had time to play with setting up the passwords, been working all day. Will try to get around to it tomorrow



    I swear.....computers are worse than women,,,,and to hell with both of em'
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    Has anyone noticed... this 'gipsi', starts a thread and that's it! Never hear a peep outa' him after that.



    He's Probably perplexed as to how we can talk about anything in this thread, have a blast and go right back to the original subject, all without missing a beat. What can I say?....We're a talented bunch ;)
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    And as far as being late to the thread, sorry I was at the DZ all weekend.



    excuses, excuses....
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    >Lucky bastard :P
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    Thanks for ignoring me completely. No worries, I'm used to being invisible...........[Frown]



    Cheer up :)
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    FIRST TIME??? ...then buy some Beer! you Fucktard! [Wink]



    I would never go somewhere without beer, was raised better than that.....especially a dropzone. Ask anyone that knows me (just don't believe anything else they may say about me) :)
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    I kind of like this one. For the bonfire in general lately. :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0dQ&mode=related&search=



    Love it.....especially the ending! ;)
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