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    I had a vasectomy when I was 19.



    You don't regret it? That's really young to be making a decision with such permanent consequences. A persons views could change at least a few times on this. When I was 19 I didn't want kids wither, but fast-forward 10 years & I see things differently now. It doesn't have to be now - but I do look forward to being a dad. :)
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

  2. Saying you hate children [which is a strong word] & not giving a reason makes this thread moot.
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    Ok, I tried this with a girl I haven't spoke to in almost a year. We went on a few dates and I gave it up because she was content to just sit at home all night and stare at the walls.


    Me September 8 at 2:47pm
    Hey... when can I tap that sweet ass?

    Her September 8 at 6:45pm
    Are you an imposter?

    Me September 8 at 7:01pm
    No, it's me... the one that took you to the aquarium. Are you interested? No strings attached.

    Her September 8 at 7:22pm
    I'm flattered, and you are definitely sexy, but no thanks!!

    Me September 8 at 7:54pm
    There's nothing to lose and only fun to gain ;) you and me once and we'll see how you like. I won't disappoint :)

    Her September 8 at 8:00pm
    nope

    Me September 8 at 8:12pm
    lol you're silly ;) I'm free Friday night.

    Her September 8 at 8:54pm
    not happening!!

    Me September 8 at 9:32pm
    Lmao why not? It's just sex.. you're cute and I think you need some random excitement in your life.

    Her September 8 at 9:39pm
    Listen, you! I'm not having random sex!! sheeeeeesh!




    lol.



    You should have said: "Well, you know me...so it's not really random sex ;)"
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    GUY EIGHT:

    ME: When you gonna let me tap that?
    HIM: This is just more of your shenanigans because your mind is in the gutter again, isnt it???
    ME: No, answer the question!
    HIM: Riiiight! Call me when youre not wasted!
    ME: Im not wasted, I swear!
    HIM: In that case, call me when you ARE wasted!



    LOL!:D:D
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    That's a fuckload more than one word Bill.
    :P



    :D:D:D!
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

  18. Outgoing.
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    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

  19. I might go see it; I'm definitely seeing The Town though. Hmm, a double feature... I miss the days of seeing two movies for the price of one. :ph34r::)

    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    This is my first post back from a banning from BF. Glad to know I have company.



    Pffft. I may have the most bannings of all active posters. You have your work cut out to catch up. :D

    Welcome back! B|


    The forum I just got banned on has a 3 strike policy - so no matter the reason, your 4rd ban is permanent. Lame, if you ask me. :|
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    I had quit cold turkey and I lasted for 3 years with zero cravings. I think I had no cravings because I trained my mind to feel disgusted when I thought of smoking.

    But, I caved... at a gathering... because, I was drunk... and thought a few wouldn't hurt. A few days later, I bought a pack and felt like utter shit doing so (major guilt trip). I've been smoking again... for... 3 months now? IDK. But, I'm already coughing up things big time and I hate it all. I think my body is trying to tell me I'm an idiot.



    Think you're an idiot...I'm the 1 with the upper airway infection & eating antibiotics breakfast, lunch & dinner. If I don't buy a pack tomorrow it'll be a good day.
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

  23. Some bar in Wisconsin...and I wasn't even drunk and/or causing any trouble.
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

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    LOL! There are LOTS of places where you have to play nice--work, school, etc. That said, there is sometime a real sense of satisfaction in saying what you really think.



    Being provoked should be taken into concentration, but it wasn't.

    Work is 1 of the places, I'll grant you that. School? - meh, not so much. Oh, & in-laws, you have to play nice with in-laws.
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of

  25. I quit smoking a little over 4 years ago, & for the most part, it has been smooth sailing for those 4 years. But as of the last few days - I'd damn near kill someone for a cigarette; it is driving me INSANE! Normally, [not that this has happened before] I'd have a drink to curb any sort of craving, but I'm on an antibiotic - ironically due to an infection of the upper airway, so I can't drink.

    I realized that the only reason I quit was because of my health; my lungs are pretty trashed - but that aside, I enjoyed smoking - and still would. Nothing like coffee & a cigarette in the morning - and then breakfast.

    Can't really think of why I'm having such intense cravings now, after all this time, but it is driving me FUCKING NUTS!...APE SHIT EVEN!
    Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself -

    "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of