Thanatos340

It was the Clairmont Lounge.. NO ONE wants any of the dancers following them out. [Shudder icon]

That is none other than "Prettyboy Zoolander Jr". Himself. Pageant Queen extraordinaire.

The devastatingly handsome and incredibly well hung guy in the Cowboy Hat is none other the legendary (In his own mind) Thanatos340. The rest can Choose identify themselves or not. I am not about to out them.

Lets see.. With one you were being real.. the other you were being fake. No mystery there. Wouldn't say that says anything about them other than they are not stupid.. And if you are not hitting it by the third date, Stop wasting time. Yours and Theirs. Move on.

Easiest way to get Laid?? Dont try. Friend Zone?? Who Cares. Friends with benefits are the best deal going. Be A real friend and once they know you are not going to get clingy with them.. Your odds go way up. Worst case, You don't get laid but got new friend.. That will hook you up with her friends. Any girl that just dates the asshole types is damaged goods anyway and generally not worth the effort.

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I heard there was even a group picture. Edit: I mean of the group that went.. Not the Boob Jugging... But Pics of that would be ok too. lol.

Not sure the Clairmont Lounge really qualifies as a Strip Club. They did have Nekkid women but you usually try real hard not to look. Well except the one that would light her Boobs on fire.. You had to watch that.

It is on for tomorrow night. I will try to rally some troupes for the excursion. Meet at the Clairmont Lounge at 9:00pm Tomorrow.

It is 21. Not sure if they do the 18 and up thing. Have to call and ask.

So you wanna go tonight or tomorrow night? First two rounds on me.

The Real Run Down... Atlanta has more Strip Clubs per square mile than any other city in the nation. Atlanta is one of the few cities in the US that allow Full NUDE and Full Bar in the same establishment. (Must Full Nude Clubs in other parts of the US do not serve Booze) If you like the silicone barbie doll type that try to hustle every penny you have.. Try the Cheetah. Top shelf eye candy there but EXPENSIVE!!! Next is the Best of all worlds.. Quality and Quantity and relatively little hustling.. The Pink Pony. 75 to 100 Dancers working on busier nights and most are very attractive. Table Dances are $10 (No Lap dances or contact of any kind in Atlanta Clubs.. Well that is the rule anyway.. It does get broken A LOT). Shooter Girls.. (Best Bang for the Buck anywhere if you ask me..) $5 gets you a Shot and a Lap Dance but Shooter girls do not remove clothing but they are not usually wearing much to begin with. The Pony is also a "Show Bar" which mean they will usually have a headline act at some point during the night. Generally a Top name Porn Star or Such. Generally a fun show. Then you have all the rest of the clubs in Atlanta.. Most6 have attractive dancers that can be alot of fun.. Then there is the Clairmont Lounge. The Clairmont is an experience. It is a legendary Atlanta Landmark (Been a Strip club since the 1950`s). Super Cheap Drinks.. The dancers have to put quarters in a Juke Box for Music to Play, they dance on a Table in the middle of the Bar area. To tip, you wad up dollar bills and throw them at the dancer. No Bottles allowed inside.. Only Cans. PBR is the Beer of Choice at the Clairmont. They sometimes have bands Playing and celebrities tend to frequent the place. I have run into Trent Reznor, Michael Stipe and quite a few others there, Last time I went, I took 8 friends with me. I bought the first round for all of us (9 Drinks), Paid with a $20 and got change. The Dancers.. Well they are friendly.. and Unique. Attractive??? Well not so much. but you got to the Clairmont for the Atmosphere, The history and the Cheap drinks. At one time thier claim to fame was they 3 generations working the same stage.. Mom, Daughter and Grandmother. Their most legendary Dancer.. "Blondie" who worked there for about 30 years before she got hit by a Bus (No, Really.. She got hit by a bus) was a some what large black woman with Blonde hair whose age could only be guessed as older than 50 and younger than 80. She would crush Beer cans between her Tits all night and became quite famous locally. Going to see Blondie at the Clairmont was a right of passage for almost all Atlanta New comers.

It may be a little low key.. But I think you could get away with $200 for a evening at the Clairmont.

The Clairmont Lounge is Atlanta`s absolute Finest establishment. Absolutely NOT to be missed.

So J.. If I put in a request for an RV Slot "WITH POWER", What are the chance I will get one?? I mean one that has power that actually works??

Not all new Jumpers.. Just you. You are special just like your mommy said.

Yep. Now I know how James really got past the Shirtless Wonder in the Semi-Finals.. The Guy that won ALSO has his friends voting for the ugly guy in the opposite bracket!! LOL!! Oh well.. It was fun but we failed. No Tiara and Sash but I still think a good Duct Tape Waxing might help his chances in the future.

I think the contest is over tomorrow. I really do not know what he wins but I was told that last year the Radio station threw a Party for the winner t a local night club. If he wins, I am hoping to talk them in to throwing him a Party at The Farm, I am sure Hans and Greg would Love the publicity and I know we will make sure James "feels the love" from his family and friends. Thanks everyone for helping out. There is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY this could have happened with everyone's help. The finish line is in sight, Please keep voting. Today is supposed to be the last day. We all know that every good pageant queen needs a good waxing, So we make sure to have plenty of duct tape on hand before the crowning as well.

LOL!!! We got Prettyboy Zoolander Jr. past the Shirtless Wonder and into the Finals!! Almost there, Please vote for James for the last time. I have his Sash And Crown almost finished. I promise pictures will be posted. Almost there, Just have this last round. Please VOTE.. The Boy needs all the help he can get (As Usual).

Just Think.. James.. Pink Sash, Crown, Staple Gun!!! YEARS of being able to give Prettyboy Zoolander Jr Shit. Ignore the Abs.. It is probably either photoshop or the guy is gay. This round is going to be tough.

Should we use 1/2 inch staples or 1 inch staples to attach it to him?? Wouldn't want it coming off or anything.

He made it to the next round.. Semi-finals. Thanks to all that voted. Now I really need your help. Please VOTE, VOTE, VOTE. He finally actually has competition this time and Like always.. The Boy needs all the help he can get!! Help my brother become a Pageant Queen Please. If we can do this, I promise to Crown him and Staple the Sash to him at Skyfest this year AND make him wear it the whole time.

Absolutely Positive. I have seen my brother dance. 100% white boy.

To quote a Friend of mine when I posted the Link on my Facebook: "Are Women and Straight Men allowed to vote too?" Thank you all. I am hoping we will need help tomorrow and Friday as well for the semi-finals and finals. Each day one person from each bracket advances. I am thinking of trying to bring in professional Shit Givers like Divot and Turtle for the Crowning.