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  1. Dear Mr. Aiello, I would gladly accept your offer to attend your course, however I have already found a more geographically convenient course near my home town. A very nice man who goes by the name of 'Magot' will be teaching me the ways of your obscure but interesting sport, and will even allow me to make a jump off of a building of my own! (he said something about a 'tard-over'? It sounded something like that) He will also be teaching me about the culture of the sport's participants, and the customs thereof ('hookers', 'blow', 'beastiality'... any of these things ring a bell?) Yes, Mr. Aiello, I believe that I am in good hands... I will be recording my entire experience on video and presenting it to congress with my revised bill. Thank you for your concern for the freedoms that we all enjoy (as long as we first ask uncle sam for permission of course) Sincerely, Your Friendly New York Senator