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    :)Thank you!
    And may the fleas of a thousand decomposing camels infest your armpits and your genitalia spontaneously decay to sludge within your shorts.
    Have nice day!



    That'll definately beat the scorching case of herpes I caught from that midget Russian hooker.
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    :)Thank you!
    And may the fleas of a thousand decomposing camels infest your armpits and your genitalia spontaneously decay to sludge within your shorts.
    Have nice day!



    At least you're cheery about it. I applaud that. Actually my post is the equivilent of "Break a leg"...so burn in hell dickhead!
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Diamonds....that'll shut her up
    -Ron White



    B|

    edit: NSFW



    seeing as i cant open it.. can you give me a description ;)




    Remember the old DeBeers commercials with the shadows? Well they have a woman on her knees about to fellate a penis, with the caption "She'll pretty much have to"
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    As long as we're on the subject of nature photos, here's a pic of one of the killdeer that used to nest in my parents' backyard every year. ;)



    It looks like a furry penguin....I wonder how it tastes? Anyone?
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Alright, but you gotta take off the sunglasses.

    And you'd better not be one of those flavor-blasted ones . . . I don't want cheese powder all over my hoo-ha.



    I don't want any fishy taste either...but I agree to those terms...
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

  13. I must have posted this another thread....GODAMMIT! FUCK!

    Teabag him! Then blackmail him with the pictures....
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Alright, but you gotta take off the sunglasses.

    And you'd better not be one of those flavor-blasted ones . . . I don't want cheese powder all over my hoo-ha.



    Fuck....Yeah...:P
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    I should be a bartender, i noticed that I was much more liberal with the booze than she was-keep in mind that she was away from the bar long enough for me to crawl over, make my drink and crawl back more than once



    Teach that stupid bitch a lesson, next time she does that, walk off with some of the good bottles of booze, I gaurantee she'll pay more attention if she doesn't get her ass fired.
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Hey . . . you look kinda like a goldfish.

    Do you give good head? >:(



    No, but I can eat pussy like a lesbian.
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Yes, yes very much so...

    screw u all, i am going to pass out on the couch and wake that NCO's ass up!

    thanks to all who were nice enough to keep me up for that short amount of time!



    Teabag him!
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Short story.
    I'm a tech freak, build my own computers, fix anything, blah blah. Spent the last 5 years in a nightmare grind job that paid for everything from AFF through jump #495 fixing machines at this factory just went under at last. Been unemployed for 2 weeks now rapidly going under, Jeep just broke and for once I can't fix it, sheared the head clean off my last breaker bar trying, put it in the Meineke shop next door to let em have a whack at it with impact tools but this will break me financially. Just when I was hitting the point of total despair I find the most perfect job listing imaginable over the net just 2 miles away from my home... Instead of mindless technical production drone, this one is 100% perfect for me by the description, building assembling and testing electronics hardware and industrial machinery for this company called Presstek.
    I've never wanted a particular job more in my life, and I find it right when I need it the most. What this job wants is what I spend half my free time doing for fun anyway! I already applied online for it, and will hike there tomorrow morning to apply in person as well. I have no idea what it pays and I don't care. They'll pay enough for this function, I already know that just by what the function IS.
    Normally I'm not a huge fan of asking for vibes, preferring to rely on my skills, always had this attitude of "you make your own luck" but here I can't think of anything else to do. I'm as perfect for the job and as skilled as they could ask for and its not a job I'd take because I have to, I WANT this job so bad I can taste it.
    Theres a desperate skydiver at the end of his rope sitting here right now asking for anyone to just root for me, send me whatever vibes you can spare, I want to work for these people and will be there when their office opens tomorrow morning...



    I hope you don't get the job and end up poor and have to work at McDonalds for the rest of your life asking people if they want fries with their Big Macs, while everyone gets better jobs then you and then you have to go live on the street.
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

  21. shave his eyebrows, fuck with his car...(have it towed), wake him up with FUCKING LOUD MUSIC!:)
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    Please, someone keep me awake. My NCO decided to have a really late night last night so he is passed out on the couch in the other room, and I still have to last 6 more hours before I get off shift! [:/]



    Ha Ha! Fucker!:P
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    But that would blow my free dinner and drinks...and there were several drinks, four of which I made myself;)



    The drinking gods have smiled upon thee, let her be smited in her monies, it's not your lookout because she was stupid.
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    The bartender at the hotel was spending all her time over in the rest. talking to her girlfriends-I had to go chase her down to order my drinks and dinner. The last time i told her, one more double crown and coke and I need to tab out. she made my drink and walked off again. I finished the drink, waites 15 minutes and left without ever seeing the tab-Should I call down and give her my room number or let her eat it? The old bartender here was great.



    Fuck no, maybe she'll wait on you next time, LIKE A GOOD BARTENDER WOULD! :S
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes

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    "all around" interesting/funniest/hottest/most thought provoking threads on the Bonfire? Please feel free to elaborate!! ;)



    Surely you jest, the one and only sudsyfist (may he rest in peace or burn in hell), probably the latter since he is a manslut and has been known to beat it until it dry heaves....sick bastard:P
    "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet."
    -9 toes