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Happy birthday Rosa!

If you want to be nice, use some lube... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

No not really, you suck at it. How apropos. I am a master of the double entendre "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

No not really, you suck at it. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

That'll definately beat the scorching case of herpes I caught from that midget Russian hooker. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

At least you're cheery about it. I applaud that. Actually my post is the equivilent of "Break a leg"...so burn in hell dickhead! "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

edit: NSFW seeing as i cant open it.. can you give me a description Remember the old DeBeers commercials with the shadows? Well they have a woman on her knees about to fellate a penis, with the caption "She'll pretty much have to" "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

It looks like a furry penguin....I wonder how it tastes? Anyone? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I don't want any fishy taste either...but I agree to those terms... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Diamonds....that'll shut her up -Ron White "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

What if you're the one they cheated with? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Fuck that, I'm tired. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I must have posted this another thread....GODAMMIT! FUCK! Teabag him! Then blackmail him with the pictures.... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Fuck....Yeah... "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Where the fuck is Ivan that rat bastard???? "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Teach that stupid bitch a lesson, next time she does that, walk off with some of the good bottles of booze, I gaurantee she'll pay more attention if she doesn't get her ass fired. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

No, but I can eat pussy like a lesbian. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Teabag him! "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I can respect this. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

I hope you don't get the job and end up poor and have to work at McDonalds for the rest of your life asking people if they want fries with their Big Macs, while everyone gets better jobs then you and then you have to go live on the street. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

shave his eyebrows, fuck with his car...(have it towed), wake him up with FUCKING LOUD MUSIC!

Ha Ha! Fucker! "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

The drinking gods have smiled upon thee, let her be smited in her monies, it's not your lookout because she was stupid. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Fuck no, maybe she'll wait on you next time, LIKE A GOOD BARTENDER WOULD! "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes

Surely you jest, the one and only sudsyfist (may he rest in peace or burn in hell), probably the latter since he is a manslut and has been known to beat it until it dry heaves....sick bastard "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes