Flippant

First off, I really don’t want to offend anybody. I respect all races and ethnicities. I am also very proud of my Caucasian heritage and all that my forefathers have accomplished. With that being said, is there any Tattoo symbol that symbolizes these feeling of pride without being perceived as racist or derogatory? I want to walk around with my shirt off at the DZ and at the beach without fear of reprisal. I was thinking of something more socially acceptable like the “Iron Cross”, but that has gotten so trendy these days. I’m trying to be original. Any advice would help!

I enjoy talking shit about people as much as the next person. However, it is considered very bad etiquette for a lowly packer to fraternize, and then engage in a lewd sex act with a female tandem customer. Usually the DZO gets first dibs on the fresh meat. Sexual Intercourse is a fragile concept that most proletariat simply can’t understand. It is quite possibly the most ignominious self-defeating exertion known to man. Now you will deal with the consequences. My advice is to beer this humiliation gracefully. The leers and gossip will follow you for some time. In the meantime, keep your opinions to yourself and your dick in your pants.