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Sounds like a job for Admiral Nelson and the Seaview.

He fumbles for his hook knife to attempt to cut lines and fashion some kind of escape. IN so doing, he drops hook knife, becomes stranded, dies and becomes a mumified corpse. 30 years later he is found by hunters and the DB Cooper mystery is declared solved. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Cool gig. His mother had a good influence on him, Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

And if you're in the south and your wife says: "Oh bless your heart..." You'd better start running for the hills, cause the shits about to get epic deep. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Likely fake. http://www.snopes.com/info/news/bkrevenge.asp Feels good as a revenge for all the fucktards with brats out there, but I doubt this happened. Too many inconsistencies in the story. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Stay away from the red pill and the brown acid and you'll be fine. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Oh...Yeah...Ok....It actually does now....... Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Did you get a new bong? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

And Germany is getting the majority of its power from solar. What's your point? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Fukushima was a current and modern design. Besides, it's the accidents, not the design. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

No we didn't. Three Mile Island, Chernoble and Fukushima dug the grave and buried atomic power. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Exactly how many anti religion zealots have flown hijacked aircraft into building at 400kts? THAT is the difference. The most that we anti religion zealots do is write a book, go on tour and harass politicians who want to be theocrats. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

I was wondering what became of you. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

I guess 30 years in the fire dept renders me oblivious to things like blood and body parts in public. Not a big deal to me. I've sen much worse than that on any given saturday night in Baltimore County. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

I doubt they'd set it up to be a fair fight. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Seems like the review ends quite abruptly. I was waiting for the unflattering part. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

I'm surprised they didn't come back with guns. Getting your ass handed to you is a sign of extreme weakness on the street. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'll be the only child free bachelor at mine.

True dat. Even eariler. 10 and 20 started with that. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Good job. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

There wasn't a big enough place for my 30th. I can only guess what 40 will look like. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

I'm shocked by how many of my school friends turned out to be on the political right. Not just the voting republican right, but the Tea Party, bat shit crazy, conspiracy theorist right. I'm also surprised by how many of them are now 200, 300, 400 lbs obese. Stunning actually. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Knowing your set up now, I am surprised you get that many in. I want to be back, but right now the cards are stacked against me. So many idiots, so few comets. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Is one of the reasons I have yet to go to the DZ this season. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

Around here (Baltimore), beer cans and Gatorade bottles are the weapons of choice. I assume one is guilty of mental defect until proven innocent. Makes life a lot easier that way. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717