bloody_trauma

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  1. meets up with snow white in a discreet location to discuss the return of his "goods" and then finishes RHPS with said "goods" holder. Fly it like you stole it
  2. right about... NOW... ow dam i just had another one Fly it like you stole it
  3. bloody_trauma

    D-29465

    you know ive honestly never seen that Fly it like you stole it
  4. ya man, chack out with your intructor, look at the wing, give your exit count... out, in, out, and as you say out, just present your body to the wind and step out, keep your eyes on the plane and relax, find your instructor, and initiate your manuevers. once you learn the upper body turns and get into the lower body turns, falling is far less complicated, from muscle memory, you will simply know that you want to do something and your body follows your thoughts almost in an unconscious manner. Relax bro... take some deep breaths, all you have to do is fall, its not that complicated. and remember its never the fall that kills you... Fly it like you stole it
  5. shit, i can never make it to the DZ during the week to take a packing class, so that block remains unchecked on my proficiency card Fly it like you stole it
  6. lol stab im roight in the bawls Fly it like you stole it
  7. shit that olympic pavillion they built probably set thier economy back decades, after this year, what the hell are they gona use that for... nothing! then again i dont know anything about thier economy. this discussion prolly belongs in the SC Fly it like you stole it
  8. well crap i geuss polk used to have a Sport parachute activity. thats gay, theres gotta be a way to open one up, but where to find an S&TA, installation and activity safety officers, instructors, gear... maybe i could start at MWR. Fly it like you stole it
  9. get a tattoo around your penis that says "in case of emergency, Pull!" Fly it like you stole it
  10. It seems the days of these clubs has passed. can anyone tell me what they were about, how they came to be... why did they go?, can they be brought back? i know i cant just hop a mac flight and expect them to let me find my own way home! Fly it like you stole it
  11. Leave it to somebody from Michigan to turn this into a gay thread. Where did I say anything about it being gender specific ? Does that mean you just generally grope for the groinal region and hope for the best? heh, blind fluffing? this oughta be good. someones gotta make sure the pilot gets in on this action. Fly it like you stole it
  12. idrankwhat personally staged the moon landing... they originally took a banjo onto the surface of the "moon", but this was considered bad form by nasa and it was shot without the banjo... Fly it like you stole it
  13. If we don't get the scoop from a second hand source, how can we trust it? Fly it like you stole it
  14. bloody_trauma

    D-29465

    [owe][/owe] CONGRATS! Fly it like you stole it
  15. just search up nicks posts, theres quite a few good ones Fly it like you stole it
  16. so whats the concensus on high tandem passengers, I have run into a few at my DZ that smelled like a freakin pot farm... they got a ride and a stern warning that they are not come back impaired. Fly it like you stole it
  17. im leaving to go beat my junk... i can't say when i'll be done... prolly once it repents Fly it like you stole it
  18. too late i see, but i was going to suggest This One Fly it like you stole it
  19. get your fingers sucked by the pope Fly it like you stole it
  20. you shouldn't have leaned on that other jumper... dude sucks for you, hope someone finds it for you... Fly it like you stole it
  21. you might also factor in how much the pilots and fueling crew are paid to operate the AC. Licensing fees, paperwork and on and on. Fly it like you stole it
  22. i hate having deja vu, i dream of instances, or very brief moments, and then when it happens, its creepy Fly it like you stole it
  23. swab the poop deck aye? Fly it like you stole it
  24. only on days that end in Y... and its camoflauge. Fly it like you stole it