iopenhi

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  1. Yeah...isn't Lake Parker where the gator got a hold of the naked crackhead a few months ago? Wal-Mart You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  2. I'll update the list as soon as I get commitments from Stunning Bob and our Pet. I spoke to George at the DZ today and he's in. (yes-eat your heart out-I played hooky and had air fun) Please tell me they don't serve ice-creamy-make Bolas show his elephant thingy-way too easy to spill-drinky thingies anywhere near Palatka...PULEASSSSSSSE You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  3. Well, hell... I didn't know the sheep would be there. In that case, can the Skydive Tampa Bay group attend the gala if we bring our pet Michelle and promise not to behave? It'd sure be great to escape Polk County for a weekend- all the sheep around here are onto us. Wal-Mart You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  4. LittleFeat Back in the day of Lowell George, of course. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  5. Oh man, you beat me to the Polk county joke! Poor Polk, it gets no respect. Go easy on Polk County there. We happen to be both a cultural hotbed and a teeming hub of commerce for south/central Florida, not to mention the veritable plethora of entrepreneurial genius in the community of manufacturing and retail cutting edge chemical compounds. Back to my lurk closet... You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  6. Your wall my ass. You're gonna post it here, aren't you? You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  7. I guess this means a fella would need to stand while pissing.... Damn the old age! Wal-Mart You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  8. Sorry Skymama I blew right past the link... The directions say something about saltwater. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  9. Ummm... anything like this? I'd hate to have to 'splaina that to any of Polk County's finest... Back to the lurk closet now... You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  10. I met some of those farm characters somewhere a few weeks ago... it ain't ever gonna be the same. Ever. Anymore. I get out of here in couple more weeks if my behavior is acceptable and I continue the meds. (Back into the lurk closet now) Wal-Mart You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  11. Oh I'm just a regular post-ho now... Edit: more pics- the last one was shot as we were leaving AL on Monday. Needless to say we all busted a gut. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  12. QuoteWell I'll be damned! All it took was a kick-ass beach boogie to get Clark out of the lurker's closet. Shhhhhhhhhhh! No oneknows I'm here. I'm still in the closet. Is nothing sacred? You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  13. A big thanks to all the staff for a great boogie! We were made welcome by all and couldn't have asked for a better time. I hope we're invited back next year...hell we'll even bring our pet again if it's ok. She was happy to get back home where the plastic cups and glasses don't jump off of the picnic tables or out of her hands. And where song lyrics are easier to remember. And where they don't serve those bushtrimmers or weedwhackers or whatever in the hell they're called. I'm sure there are some good pics out there somewhere to be posted (quality shots of RW jumps, FF stuff, and the like, of course) oooh, did I say shots? Ouch! I'm so drifting. If we recover any good ones I'll post 'em; we're still waiting to see... Wal-Mart You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.
  14. To no avail, Kristi attempts to distract the crowd's attention from her magnificent rack and blinding headlights. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.