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Nope, I wont. I drink very very seldom anyway. I reminded myself just why I dont generally drink. Lots better things to spend my time and money on. But thanks for the funny line about finding your liver next to your cup of coffee. I got a good laugh out of that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Incredible story. Thanks for posting it. I have been putting in resumes for several years now and am damn proud to say that I am finally going to work at the #1 rated VA hospital in the U.S. Fort Harrison , Helena Mt. I myself have been receiving my medical care there for the last 15 years. It's time to give back to those who have given so much of themselves for us. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I'm picturing four people playing hackey on a trampoline with a double backflip with a triple twist involved. Correct? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I'm curious as to how you broke yourself playing hackey. Though I give my son grief for dislocating his shoulder playing badmitten. But it was his second or third dislocation. I just like to give him shit about it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Compression fractures L1 and L2 Blown disk between L5 and pelvis. Sprained ankle. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I always wanted to Base Jump on the moon. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Perfect. Press 1 To speak to a service representative. Press 2 if you think we really give a shit. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Got the job. I'm now employed by the Feds. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Thanks Steve. I feel better. Now tell my blood pressure. I took a physical this morn for a job at the VA and it was off the charts. I'm on my way back now to have it checked again. Seeing a Dr. always sends my BP up. Wish me luck. If it's too high, I don't get the job. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2. Beer goggles. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Sent you a PM I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Ironic. He and his wife founded the TV station to counter negative opinion of muslims. Things that make you go hmmmmmm. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Nothing. Not for a long time. I don't drink very often and the night before last I fixed dinner for my best friends birthday.. I came across a drink called stealth. Equal parts 151 rum and hot damn. Fuck me runnin. Drank probably 15 big shots. Yesterday I had the worst (and first) hangover I've had in 15 yrs. Never again. Stick a fork in my ass and turn me over. I'm done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Now that I think about it a little more, it looks more like some god awful bridesmaids' dress. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Agreed. But her dress does look like a halloween costume. It would take more than a nice dress to make her look good. She looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Just my opinion. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I stand corrected. I have all 3 books, but I guess I misunderstood the rules. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

You only get a Darwin Award if you die and/or take yourself completely out of the gene pool. What they get is an honorable mention. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I had a friend say once that he was never getting married again. Instead he was just going to go out on the street every 10 yrs and pick a random woman and give her half his shit just to save all the fighting and hassles. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Just kidding about the weinie remark.

Snowday. Whata buncha weinies. Here in Montana we have to have 4 feet of snow for a snowday. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

On my first winter jump it was 30 degrees on the ground. It was my first jump after converting from a leg throw out to a BOC. I wanted to be sure I could feel and grab that handle so I jumped without gloves. I didn't really notice much in freefall and yes I was able to get my pilot chute out but I pulled high and spent almost 4 or 5 minutes under canopy. Thats when my hands got cold. By the time I landed I could barely feel my fingers. Lesson learned. I now wear gloves on every jump, cold or warm. I'm reminded of the first motorcycle course I took 30 years ago. My instructor told us to always wear gloves. When and if you ever come off your bike it is almost instinct to throw your hands out to break your fall. Instead, you break your arms or wrists but at least you will still have skin on your hands when you are done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I know of no horse that has a 50 cc displacement, or a regular bicycle. A lawnmower, yes. Montana still uses the term DUI as it means Driving Under the Influence, which covers under the influence of any drug. Not just alcohol. DWI means Driving While Intoxicated. But I guess intoxicated could also mean any drug. Love is intoxicating. I can see it now. He was arrested and thrown in jail for driving while in love. Like I said before, I am totally against DUI or DWI but I think the powers that be can carry it just a little to far. They say do not drive while drinking so a person takes alternate steps and pays the price anyway. Riding a bike or a horse IS NOT driving a motor vehicle any way you look at it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Plenty of tread left on the sides. Just make sure you are always cornering. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

This has been an issue in the news here in Mt. lately after a TV commercial by the DOT showing a man leaving the bar on his horse saying have a friend drive you home. Riding your horse drunk in Mt does not constitute a DUI. Neither does riding your bicycle. I am totally against DUI but gimme a break. You have to be operating a MOTOR VEHICLE to get DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

You bet. It definatly works both ways. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.