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I found IObit unistaller a little while ago. It cleaned out some crap that a couple other free uninstall tools missed. All those leftovers do have a tendency to build up pretty quick. Matt

I read the book by that other guy who cut his arm off in the canyon a few years back. He described cutting that big bundle of nerves as the worst part of the whole experience; said it felt like sticking his entire arm into molten lava. Matt

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Best course is talk to the infected friend first. Matt

Basically... people just say meaningless crap like "basically" all the time because they know they'll sound stupid if they say "uhhhh." Matt

Have you ever found out what physical flaw a woman is most ashamed of - the one detail she thinks is just too damn ugly to be seen by anybody - and then slowly, subtly, worked on her ego until she genuinely believes in her own beauty, and is glad to show off just for you? If not... you ain't really lived yet, kid. All I'm going to say. Matt

Fuck that.. Wind tunnel, and jerk off, why waste money on hooker? Do you think the guys running the tunnel would mind cleaning up afterward? Regarding the serious question: a surgery to fuse the two problem bones is something I discussed with an actual spinal surgeon. That would involve a lot of pain, expense, recovery time, etc. as well as some not insignificant risks. I can still live and goof off and work fairly normally, so I'm skipping on the surgery unless things get a lot worse for me. Keeping the hooker option open, though! Matt

Fuck, yeah! And lots of safety wire too. I'm a freaking artist with some safety wire. I may need somebody else to drill the holes first. Matt

I was honestly joking about ignoring the advice and skydiving anyway. I fail my written sarcasm skills. Time to look at all the other ways to fly. Ultralights, maybe. Paragliding. Stuff like that. Matt

Yeah, but I'll be older too. I just wanna have it my way right now, dammit! Is that too much to ask? Matt

Girls calling each other "dude"... Only way that's hot is if they're nekkid lesbians or sumthin' like that. Matt

but the doctors say no. Apparently two of my vertebrae are no longer firmly attached to each other, so an especially hard opening or another bad landing might possibly snap them apart and permanently cripple me. I have to wait at least five years while the two problem bones fuse themselves together into one inflexible but stronger bone. At least five years to be sure. Maybe longer. What would you do in my place? Ignore the advice? Keep doctor shopping until you found somebody who says different? Accept the advice? Been a long time since I hung out here. Thought I'd stop by and bitch at all of ya. You're all cool people, really. Matt

So I go into this restaurant, eat dinner, and order a slice of pie for dessert. The waitress sets my slice of pie on the table, along with... a spoon. I ask her to bring me a fork, and she looks at me like I'm being unreasonable, but she gets a fork. Who the hell eats pie with a spoon? Matt

A booby? Matt

That was very annoying. I could feel the beats in my teeth and jaw. Matt