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From the SIM's Then my manual explains- A.License - "Basic" Minimum 20 freefalls and 5 minutes of freefall time. Land within 20 meters from target 5 times, hold heading during freefall, pack own parachute, and have three 2 way RW jumps. Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

I've seen a couple of my ex girlfriends there!! But the peach has to be bottom row eigth from the left. Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Well I'm 34yo and smoked all the way through highschool and most of college. I know the affects and the thought processes it produces. I do not have a problem with someone wanting to get "high".. This conversation on getting high and trying to skydive is the stupidest thing I think I've read on this forum! Don't even think about it! Even joking about it bothers me. It's like a low timer talking about how they are going to do a "hook turn" on landing this next jump!! Just beats me how people can even think about it!! just my $.02 Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

LOL Good one!! Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

THE WORD ON SHIT Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola or apple butter. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. quote: George Carlin Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Ok I'm bored at the office looking out the window day dreaming *sigh* Plus I got dumped on with a buncha good jokes.. So I'm just posting them int his thread.. While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." To his relief, he realizes it is just a parrot mimicking something it had heard. The burglar asks the parrot, "What's your name?" The parrot says, "Moses." The burglar goes on to ask, "What kind of a person names their parrot Moses?" The parrot replies, "The same kind of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus." Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Ok since this seems to be the "impare yourself thread" DUI During the big DUI Dragnet, a Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing time as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, looking for his car. After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes as the other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers on then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away. The Patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He administered the breathalizer test, and to his great surprise the man blew a 0.00! The Patrolman was dumbfounded! "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the Patrolman. "I doubt it," said the drunk, "tonight I'm the Designated Decoy!" Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

A man who had been called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution on the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the priest. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V-neck right down to your navel.' " Confused, the man asked, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "Simple," replied the Priest. "It doesn't matter what you wear, you're going to get screwed." Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One blonde your talking about I think Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Well then it sounds as if the SPL DZ is going to be pretty quiet. I'll be thinkin good thoughts for you guys. Have fun! I'll get to do it one day

Ummmm ok ok I knew I was excited but just didn't want to admit it... { busted } Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Zennie is it at Skydive Spaceland? I mean is there a CASA coming to SPL?? If so when? Is it this weekend? Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Whoaaaaa! I think I just got excited!! I love to "Slap dat a$$" "Whos your daddy?!?!?" Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

I LOVE IT!! That is so true!! Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Here Here!! I will be the first to admit I am a very newbie to the sport an to DZ.com. I also have to admit there is nothing that can be said on here in the threads or the posts that will ever get me to the point of flaming

Oh Gawd!! LOL Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Where are you jumping? And what is a CASA? Is this a "Scotty Way"? If so I wanna see!! hhehehehehehe See ya round hun! BTW was nice meeting you. I'm going for my AFP lvl 4 & % this weekend and if I can do it lvl 6!!! Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Zennie I have one that people can get too without downloading mIRC they can hit my website and click the Dropzone chat link

Welp it's unoffical the chat on my site works and it's up 24/7 if you want to come visit

Well sweetie you need to come to Houston our DZ has an AC'd packing room and the restrooms have AC!! Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

I cannot believe outa all these psyco skydivers {me included} we can't add to the list?? I know you've got ideas to add to it. Something you've always wanted to do in the jump plane?? I'm worried about you folks now... *sigh* Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

This is what I want pix of!! not you!! But I'll look at your pix too Viking. Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Please look at my website and visit the link Dropzone.com chat. It may work for us. Just testing Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html

Kewl!! Kris was my first lvl AFP JM!! He is so laid back and easy going.. I really like just talkin to him. We joke about either having to "Flap or can you just get up" Flying dreams

PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX!!!!! hehehehehe Blue Skies!http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/index.html