Slappie

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  1. *cough*cough* had to blow the dust off this one. So what's up Dizzy.com? Please respond in chronological order so I can follow all the details in order. Thanks! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. HAHAHAHA!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. Hiya DZ.com! Well here we are in the new year. It's 2011 WOW! Ten years have pass since I signed up on this little forum for those daring to risk their lives for a buzz. I hope all my old friends are doing well. In those ten years we've lost a lot of friends around here. Heck losing one here is what made me stop jumping. Anyways... I'm not here to bring up the past or to buzzkill the new year. So anyways... here I am. I'm married and have a baby due in February. Yep, Slappie is bringing a lil Slapmeister into the world. His name is going to be Garrett Thomas. I can't wait! Also I've gotten a promotion within the company. They're moving me from Houston to the Austin area. So Brains wherever you are. We're are going to have to hook up and turn the town on it's head!! So that's about all that's happened to me in 2010. I hope everyone has been safe and happy this past year. /end fluff Now you sorry motherf*ckers! Where are the BOOBIES & BEER? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. Best way I've figured out how to fix a broken fridge. Is to go to Best Buy or Conn's and buy a new one. They're just like everything else in this world now. Disposable. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. No TEETH NO TEETH! You love that sandpaper tongue through! Well . . . I got kind of used to you eating peanuts right before. You like 'em coming out! And going in! You GuyZ are some sick fucks! Hey, all the shots were current! Even the one's from Dr. FEELGOOD! Damn, those are the best aren't they . . . Next time we really gotta knock the rust off the needle....that WAS rust wasn't is? I thought it was the dust from the emory paper we used to sharpen it! I just wanted to make a big ass quote! Keep the pyramid growing. That is a damn shitty thing to say! Speakin' of 'big ass' ...where's Divot? The last I heard - he left his "Bag of trix" in the hotel and had to go back for it. "A friend will help ya move..a GOOD friend will help ya move the body" Where'd you help him take it? not the "body" the blow up doll. Car Wash...had to use the power-washer as you recommended. Damn - full again? Weeeeeeeeeeee this is fun!! DAMN this is fun . . . Damn is the new shit BTW. Can't wait till it gets locked or starts the next pyramid. . . . been building pyramids since 2002. Remember the Silent Thread? How can I forget. Epic damn (damn is the new shit) right there. Damn Straight! I
  6. No TEETH NO TEETH! You love that sandpaper tongue through! Well . . . I got kind of used to you eating peanuts right before. You like 'em coming out! And going in! You GuyZ are some sick fucks! Hey, all the shots were current! Even the one's from Dr. FEELGOOD! Damn, those are the best aren't they . . . Next time we really gotta knock the rust off the needle....that WAS rust wasn't is? I thought it was the dust from the emory paper we used to sharpen it! I just wanted to make a big ass quote! Keep the pyramid growing. That is a damn shitty thing to say! Speakin' of 'big ass' ...where's Divot? The last I heard - he left his "Bag of trix" in the hotel and had to go back for it. "A friend will help ya move..a GOOD friend will help ya move the body" Where'd you help him take it? not the "body" the blow up doll. Car Wash...had to use the power-washer as you recommended. Damn - full again? Weeeeeeeeeeee this is fun!! DAMN this is fun . . . Damn is the new shit BTW. Can't wait till it gets locked or starts the next pyramid. . . . been building pyramids since 2002. Remember the Silent Thread? How can I forget. Epic damn (damn is the new shit) right there. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. No TEETH NO TEETH! You love that sandpaper tongue through! Well . . . I got kind of used to you eating peanuts right before. You like 'em coming out! And going in! You GuyZ are some sick fucks! Hey, all the shots were current! Even the one's from Dr. FEELGOOD! Damn, those are the best aren't they . . . Next time we really gotta knock the rust off the needle....that WAS rust wasn't is? I thought it was the dust from the emory paper we used to sharpen it! I just wanted to make a big ass quote! Keep the pyramid growing. That is a damn shitty thing to say! Speakin' of 'big ass' ...where's Divot? The last I heard - he left his "Bag of trix" in the hotel and had to go back for it. "A friend will help ya move..a GOOD friend will help ya move the body" Where'd you help him take it? not the "body" the blow up doll. Car Wash...had to use the power-washer as you recommended. Damn - full again? Weeeeeeeeeeee this is fun!! DAMN this is fun . . . Damn is the new shit BTW. Can't wait till it gets locked or starts the next pyramid. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. No TEETH NO TEETH! You love that sandpaper tongue through! Well . . . I got kind of used to you eating peanuts right before. You like 'em coming out! And going in! You GuyZ are some sick fucks! Hey, all the shots were current! Even the one's from Dr. FEELGOOD! Damn, those are the best aren't they . . . Next time we really gotta knock the rust off the needle....that WAS rust wasn't is? I thought it was the dust from the emory paper we used to sharpen it! I just wanted to make a big ass quote! Keep the pyramid growing. That is a damn shitty thing to say! Speakin' of 'big ass' ...where's Divot? The last I heard - he left his "Bag of trix" in the hotel and had to go back for it. "A friend will help ya move..a GOOD friend will help ya move the body" Where'd you help him take it? not the "body" the blow up doll. Car Wash...had to use the power-washer as you recommended. Damn - full again? Weeeeeeeeeeee this is fun!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Houston schools will never be the same. What do you mean be the same? They've still never recovered from when I went to school. Muahahahahaaa "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. Dang what happened around here? I figured this post would be on the second page by now. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. The best part is that we can call you a mother fucker and it is true. And your point is? My wife was a mother when I met her. So what's the difference now from then? HA smartass, I am. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. No TEETH NO TEETH! You love that sandpaper tongue through! Well . . . I got kind of used to you eating peanuts right before. You like 'em coming out! And going in! You GuyZ are some sick fucks! Hey, all the shots were current! Even the one's from Dr. FEELGOOD! Damn, those are the best aren't they . . . Next time we really gotta knock the rust off the needle....that WAS rust wasn't is? I thought it was the dust from the emory paper we used to sharpen it! I just wanted to make a big ass quote! Keep the pyramid growing. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. WOW this thread gets bumped on the same day I decided to come see what was up on Dizzy.com! whoa this is just to eerie! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Got a co-worker who is taking lessons. We were talking about his experiences with jumping and such. Made me long for the sky. Then I came here and read some posts. Damn I miss the sky the weather here in the Houston area has just be gorgeous the last couple of weeks. Perfect jumping weather. Oh well... back to real life. Figured I would pop on say hi. Oh and let those who remember or know me. I'm gunna be a dad in Feb. Yup! I did it. My wife and I will be having a boy in Feb 2011. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Slappie

    High/Low

    High: Absolutely awesome weather outside Low: Being stuck in an office building all day "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Just got back. Got some pictures. Was impressive to say the least! Enjoy: http://pbckt.com/sR.zdQ Sadly it's not a tail load. Nose load only. Now the AN-124 is a drive though. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. Hmm strange, it is supposed to change the size of your screen. You can zoom in and zoom out. Very weird yours doesn't. I think you're fucked and probably have a malicious key-logger in-bedded in your PC. The hackers who has control of your system is probably watching you on your webcam and laughing at you. You may want to give up using a computer all together. Just my humble opinions though. I've been known to be wrong. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Hold the CTRL key down while you use your Mouse Scroll wheel. You will be amazed at what happens. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. To the nearest $10K, what's it run to charter that thing to Korea? Do you get the whole plane, or do they piggyback other freight in the nooks and crannies? We get the whole plane and let's just say as for the cost. IT's expensive. You pay a charter fee, then they prorate how much freight, size and weight etc... I'm into it for $1.5+mil with the weight we're putting on we're getting it pretty cheaply. The more weight, the more fuel stops she has to make. I'm just over 236k lbs of freight. She can handle 550k lbs of freight. Max load on take off is 1.3mil lbs plane and freight. Needs a just under a 3 mile runway for take off. Just an amazing plane. Basically I'm shipping stuff that should be moving ocean, via air freight. In the oil patch, this isn't always that uncommon. Though, I've only ever chartered the AN-124. Never the big sister AN-225. Going down the IAH about 7am on Saturday to putz about while we load. Hopefully I'll have some hi-res pix to share. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. This is the dorkzone. Knock that shit off. And this coming from QUEEN of the DORKIESTS! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. I'm shipping some BOP Stack equipment to meet up with the Semi-Sub being built in Korea. We're not even going to tax it on take off. Just about 110k kilos of freight. But we've got some super long strings. Couple TJ (Telescopic Joints) with assorted equipment that must be in Korea ASAP! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. I would love to see a side by side comparison to a Boeing 747... Not a side by side, but it's close enough. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giant_planes_comparison.svg The reason we've chartered the Antonov, is the 747 can't handle what we're shipping. The doors and nose load plane just doesn't have the opening we need. So the big beast is coming in to handle it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. To bad I couldn't load up 500 of my closest friends and go for a jump huh? Hell with a payload of 550,000lbs I think we could fit more then 500 on the load. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Yep, I've chartered the big boy for a hot ass shipment to Korea. http://www.ilankelman.org/themes/antonov.jpg This beast will be touching down in Houston IAH this Friday. We load out on Saturday morning. I've seen the little brother the 124 before. I've never EVER seen this one except in pictures. Hopefully I'll be able to post up some pix next week of the tour and load out. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Then it's perfect. Has enough velocity to clean off the dishes. Plus they'll get some real practice at being a dishwasher. For when they flunk out of college. Because their parents paid for everything and they never really had to work at something their entire life. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."