johnie

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  1. Good news there! I talked to the FAA and they are OK with formation loads as long as no one touches anyone else in freefall. (This, of course, means the Mark and Darryld bigways can continue without any changes.) oooohhh ,thats a good one! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  2. "Packed full of nuts and satisfies" No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  3. Just a short story about the owners. we had gonE all the way to one of those skyride dropzones they weren't even open also some other people we didnt know went and got screwed out of their jump ,We called above the poconos and they werent open that day it was still too cold to open on a weekday BUT they open for us long story short we got our jumps ,they made to feel special and i would highly recommend them to anyone! HOPE THAT HELPS. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  4. thanks to all the replies makes me feel a little better, I'm gonna post some pics mon... No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  5. Well i've done it one more time. I was quite drunk a couple of nights ago and someone broke out a tattoo gun. Me being the one without any sense of restraint or experience at the art of tattooing deceided to freehand some tribal around my forearm(WTF) was i thinking anyway. It looks like my 5 year old could have done a better job. This one honestly makes the top 5 .On a brighter note its all black so a cover up is in the works. Anyone got any doozies to make me feel a little better? No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  6. She cut me off while i was driving, I gave her the finger...so now what? No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  7. A father bull and his son bull were standing on a hill The son says to his father Hey pop what'ya say we "run" down the hill and fuck us one of those cows! The father bull turns to his son and says why dont we "walk" down and fuck all of them! Post made me think of this Story. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  8. They Say 98 percent of the worlds wealth is held by 2% of the population . So why dont those Uber rich folks get to spending cause I'm holding onto my bucks. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  9. Metallica The great rock band that sues there own fans. What a joke these guys are now anything for a buck.........Nothing Original! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  10. johnie

    Flat Stanley

    We Gave a base jumper a ride to the bridge this year and a girl i was with asked him to jump with Flat stanley for her daughters class project and he did! So flat stanley is a documented base jumper or at least he got his b that day. Crazy little paper dude No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  11. The "CHICKEN" No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  12. BE CAREFUL! My friend went to machu pichu 2 years ago long story short she met up with some other tourists 5 went to sleep 4 woke up! One died in her sleep from altitude sickness. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  13. I'LL TAKE THOSE ODD'S ! Well! it beats the hell out of the 100 percent chance that i will die of fucking bordom if i don't get my jump on! All for nothing but a smile. No matter where you Go!"there you are"!
  14. Obama whispered in his ear "thats not my hand your shaking john"!!!! No matter where you Go!"there you are"!