stitch

Whats the first thing you know??

HP canopies.....I've got a Spectre,a big 1.Only 1 load today so far,lazy bastards

Sorry,about hijacking your thread Johnny

Pond swoopers!!!

I remember some white-haired asshole on November/Charlie today giving 4 of us a hard time
about doing 1/2 skydive.

2 Hour wait on the plane????I made 8 out of 11 loads today with no problems.Maybe it just takes you 2 hours to pack

Sell off everything and move back in with the parents.Or become a drifter,and live in a tent like me.

Well,it looks like Z-hills for me since these dumbasses on Gall Blvd. can't seem to fix my Bronco.

Good one,brother.I also want copies from your 200th.

Hey!That gives me an idea.We'll get a bunch of those little plastic break-apart eggs&put different shots of tequila in them.Then hide them&have a midnight drunken Easter-egg hunt.
1st one to hurl or pass-out wins

Thanks

Educate me,whats a homonym???Or should I Google it?

Hey,if I spanked my own monkey Sunday morning does that count????

Pants?!?....Its too damn hot too wear pants

Fixed it.......better

I'm cursed,overcast and 25-30 MPH winds at z-hills today.Do I have bad karma or what?!?
So we're in cityhall watching Eminem and having a notebook orgy

$50?!?I only got $20 for my rubber-ducky pants

Hook-up??Oh,I thought this was a static line thread
Come on down,they'll finish the AFF up in a coupla
days.May wanna wait till Easter boogie for the other
hook-up though,its a tad slow.

Well,I'll probably still be here as the cars in the shop and the thought of hitchhiking 1100 miles isn't to appealing

Sorry,I didn't know who you were Sunday with that
hat and sunnies on......thought you were some pimp

Yes,you did forget

What!?!.....Are you hitch-hiking back to Scotland?

Ah,We'll see about the voucher being cashed in,in a week or two.My trusty Bronco has a disease,I just barely made back to the DZ this AM from Gall Blvd.

Don't forget about Don when giving all this praise
for Dublin being such a success.He is Chris's
right hand man,and put in a lot of hard work to
make this event a success!!!Chris has already
acknowledged this several times,but I think he
could use some props from the rest of us.

Great job,Don.Good times hanging out with you,
after we realized we were on the same load as the
magic carpet ride at z-hills.Stay current man,it
only gets better!!!!!

Well,at least you didn't get a galaxy altimeter smashed into your mouth full force like I did,loading
the skyvan during Delands'boogie.

Hey,you didn't make any comments concerning
the original"Sabre"/chiropractors during the class
did you??
I did.I thought S.M. was gonna have me flogged.

;6;1.....I was sorta dissapointed with my numbers,I usually average 4 a day.But,then everybody saw my post on Fridays winds,which was
the right decision for me.
Some of you guys need to take the time(if you can)and see more of the world,i.e.;other DZs.I'm
definitely not rich,I probably had the oldest/crappiest
vehicle at Dublin