stitch

Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

Somebody's f'ing with my numbers. It was 9999.

DEITY


Now bow down and worship me.

"I am a sex machine."









Which movie are these quotes from ?










10,000 Wheeeeeee !!

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What happened after I left

I had a great time, by the way -- thanks!

Wendy P.

Steve tried to explain "The Matrix" to Lisa.

2 more.

I would've like to have seen life w/o possibility of parole in a Supermax. Permanent solitary.

Where was the poltergiest hiding when I was there ?

What is the morally correct response ?

Mushrooms or Ecstasy ?

There was something about a pigeon.

Something good did come out of this, the woman was saved from having to return to '75 Fleetwood single-wide trailer hell.

....not jo mama.

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So yesterday we discussed killing kittens and puppies at work. How about a nooner at work? It's one thing to drive home during your lunch hour it's a whole different story to stay at work.

She's only been there a week and is already trying to get fired.

I thought you were saving yourself for me ?

"Just a temporary setback"

HBD Nealio.

Does Sudsy need an attachment point for yer chain ?

Use it. When it gets a few dings, hang it on the wall.


Of course if it was signed by Gerry Lopez it would be a totally different situation.

EXLAX.

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Chuck Norris.

This thread can now be locked.

The Fonz is cooler.

My sources tell me it's in Russia

I rented a good movie the other day called "Whip-It". Rowdy, potty-mouthed women on rollerstakes. You should check it out.

Whine about it in the "Women's Only" forum.

Tell the truth. That was really your rec project at the mental hospital.