travisjones

Wanted to come, but the man wont let me get out of work. Oh well, ill just go try to do a distance challenge off a big ass tower.

This is going to be sweet. Kinda like Willie Coyote trying to get the road runner. Hope i have better engineering skills than acme.

No joke. I'm really going to strap some of these to my ankles and jump off something really tall. I don't have to sell drugs to get them. One of my rich friends is going to buy them for me. I like speed its good.

Perfect! Thanks, now i have to sell alot of drugs so i can afford two of these bad boys, unless someone wants to buy one for me.

I was thinking more like one of these: http://www.tech.plym.ac.uk/sme/Interactive_Resources/tutorials/FailureCases/images/CH4Booster.gif But that might work. Thanks

Hey whats up I want to strap some jet engines to my feet to go faster than lightning. Does anyone know where i can find plans or help building these engines. Ram jet, soild fuel boosters, turbo jet, whatever. Im addicted to going fast and tired of using drugs to do it. I want to do the first jet powered wingsuit flight of a solid object or something. If i cant find any plans ill just get a shit load of bottle rockets. Please help im feening.

You know Ill Be there in full force.

Im getting 1m 45 sec on my phantom, but that is with a foward speed of 175 mph(according to gps). And a fall rate of about 60. Im about 250ish out the door. Hope that helps.

Not 100% sure im going, but i am going to try my hardest. 1. Scott B. (Notsane) 2. Mike M. (Gray Mike) C. Sean H. (Monkycndo) 4. Scott Gray (The Brothers Gray) 5. Chris Gray (The Brothers Gray) 6. Justin Shorb (Flock U) 7. Ryan Desjardins (Soon to bee Canadian Flocker) 8. Bob Futrell (FlyinBob) 9. Mark M 10. Phil Peggs 11. Matt Hoover 12. Mike Rinehart (Missingparts) 13. Frank Boluk 14. Scotty Burns (scottygofast) 15. Robert Kelley (ROK) 16. Jeff Nebelkopf (Heffro1) 17. Tony Uragallo (Tony Suits) 18. Chuck Blue (SkymonkeyONE) 19. Todd S (DaMan) 20. Michelle (EmLo) 21. "The" Le Roy (leroydb) 22. Dan M (arai) 23. BJ Alexander 24. Tyler (jumpinfly) 25. Mark (normiss) 26. Lurch (Flock U) 27. Crip (affalcon) 28. Kevin O (kevin922) 29. Travis J "Chunks"

Night jump, first out, got out too soon, Pulled at 3, I tried to make it to the dz but i couldnt. I ended up landing in a huge sunflower patch. I thought about powerlines, but i relized i couldnt see them. Then i thought about poles and other narly shit that could shank me, only to my disappointment i could not see them either. I my landing was rather rough but nothing a good plf cant handle. I gathered up my gear, and started walking to the road i landed 50 yrds from. When i thought all my troubles were over i remembered the rattlesnake warning sign posted at the dz. I hate fucking snakes..

$517 Not bad. I am going to try and claim it asap. I guess someone forgot to tell me about some savings accounts.

The Current Skyfest Wingsuit Count: 1. Chuck Blue (Z-Flock Wingsuit School) 2. Jason “Voodew” Weisberg 3. Doctor Theopolis 4. Jen 5. Robert Jones (Morpheus) 6. Jeff Nebelkopf (Tony Suits) 7. Tony Uragallo (Tony Suits) 8. Nick Rugai (EG Wingsuits) 9. Scott Gray (The Brothers Gray) 10. Chris Gray (The Brothers Gray) 11. Travis Jones a.k.a "Chunks"

Ill be down there wensday night.

I guess everyone will have to come to skyfest this year.

Travelers Checks

I will be there with my full keg of amber gold, and singing midget hookers. Skyfest is going to be the shit this year. Be there or be square

I know somebody has the pics of me blowing fireballs on the beach!

Im really sorry if i offended anyone in my drunken stupper. I dont remember much or i would apologize to the individuals themselves. Beside's that I had one hell of a time. Rats are crazy!

The Phantom has been ordered, and the ladies at Pheonix-Fly said I should have it in my hands before the boogie. Hell ya.

78Rats IMGR2 Brains Chaps Crossland Fireflytx Goodnplentygirl Jumpjunkie Kimmy Lindercles littlestranger NotShannon Paul Mann Snowflake TravisJones Beowulf Justin Russell Jennifer Im also coming to the competition. Hopefully we can get a couple more people.

I guess i will come join yalls crazy party on friday.

Hell yeah that shit is bad ass. Now all I have to do is sell some drugs, and pawn some stolen goods so I can buy my own wingsuit. Does anyone want to buy a nice set of speakers?

Its halloween, im supposed to be scary. But, You havent seen anything yet. Just wait until i turn into a blood sucking vampire

Its time to party like a mad hooker on crack. I am going to bring a mini-keg and do a mini-keg stand. Last time the big one kicked my ass and caused me to puke. So i figured the smaller version will do the trick this time. Its going to be crazy, like, chiniese style crazy. Anyway, ill be there friday morning to start the havoc. Does anyone know the estimated count of total people attending our mass gathering of dillusional pshycopaths?