billyg23

"It aint about rowdiness and predatory alpha male shenanigans" snarf! ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

how are the plans for setting up a nautical escort agency coming along? are u gonna be back for xmas? i miss you ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

mr frogger... i am back...sadly my brother oval zipper is unable to accompany me in this latest foray into cyber fun..... i would question the use of crystal meth ol chum..... perhaps you should have been on I.V. crack/PCP like the rest of us cool freefliers......its a sure fire relationship winner... are you still jumping that skymaster 210? how's africa? i would mail ya but i'm off out in a moment visiting my harem. ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

Word to Mr Pendragon there!! and in reply to you Bananagirl.....i know i shouldn't have forgot to switch my mobile on before leaving the plane.....i know how much my mother likes to hear my voice when my canopy has opened fine. Next time i'll do it, promise. ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

constant psychopathic squeaky emails???? noooooooo......surely you didn't do anything like that? a big round of applause to you and your cohorts at redlands for being so welcoming to my good self.....and an extra special big thank you for NOT thinking it was a great idea to 'wake the only sober person on the DZ' whilst you lot were getting drunk in the evenings! ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

I finished my AFF in Spain after waiting thru 2 dismal months to get 2 levels done in the UK (my bad, i chose the wrong time of year to do a tandem and catch the skydiving bug!). When i got back to England i had no problems getting converted to an English A licence. People i know who have learnt in Spain, US etc since April this year have also had no probs converting their licences.I am also aware that some people have had problems upon their return to the UK but i think if everything was plain sailing for everybody, all the time, something was wrong ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

zer vill be vave after vave after vave of freefliers.....vee must fight zem in zee packing hall, vee must fight zem in zee plane door und vee must fight zem under zee canopies jah? ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

in some videos i turn showing no perceptible movement......but i turn....i am not sure how i do it..i think i bring in my lower leg a touch....i can also use one hand to turn if i choose......dont ask me how....it just happens! using my hands seems much more controlled.....

i posted this on another forum.....but its worth repeating.... whilst chatting to a girl i mentioned that i had taken my rig onto a flight to spain recently she looked at me.......................... with a questioning look in her eyes...................... and said............................... "do they let you jump from 'easyjet' planes?" fantastic! ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

word to that one Mr Copland......its got to the point in sunny weston super mare that the east europeans are having little spats with the english on weekend nights.....mind you we got 2000 of the buggers living round here......i am off in a minute to do a gas safety check on a house.....the landlord rents 30 houses to filll with them blighters to work on his mushroom farm...english people are finding it hard to get jobs round here... ooops i am off topic....how can i bring it round? ermmmm...pass me that shotty will ya? i'll free up some jobs. its time for crime.....gun crime!....oh and some proper decent immigration laws..... ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

I dont know about your mum but i dragged mine up to watch my level one. She lives on her own since my dad died so i included her in my day. At first she was so scared but after seeing all the tandems/cameramen land safely she told me she felt re-assured and they even worked the magic and almost got her to do a tandem. Foolishly i said she shouldnt do it then i realised the error of my way..... she hadn't said that to me. We talked about it. I apologised for being an idiot and saying no to her. i said she should do it but after careful deliberation agreed that after having re-constructive surgery for breast cancer it may not be a wise thing. So, for me and my experience it boils down to love, fear and control. My mum used to be a major control freak but she saw what i was like in my youth, she knows i will not respond well to control now. She sometimes doesnt like it when she see's videos of me and the gang racing thru skies at what looks like a million miles per hour BUT she sees what i get from it and without getting into other deeper stuff here she knows that the pay-off from skydiving is more than worth the risk. All parents deal with things differently, some care too much.....are so scared they try to control their kids, some dont care at all and some care but embrace their kids decisions. I know that the times my mum seems to get a little scared and voice her fear to me usually means that she has other stuff going on in her life which is causing her to react. Keep jumping. Keep your chin up through the emotional pressure. You're not on your own with that sort of situation.

hey B. check this sh#t....yesterday....i was harping on about taking my rig onto an easyjet plane...i am not joking when the lass asked me if easyjet allowed you to jump from their planes.... thats whuffo-tastic that is! "this is your captain speaking...there will be a short delay before landing whilst oval-zipper and his mates exit via the rear door...please remain seated with your seat belts fastened....have a safe jump boys" ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN

i put my rig in my checked in bag then stuff all the heavy gear in my hand luggage....but ryanair stung me as their allowance used to be only 15kg cheesey-jet are always good as i have a monster sized hand luggage bag

i am on 'track' for getting down to 80.....that 90 speed was done in shorts

dagnabbit......don't burst my bubble......i thought i was on the road to being KING OF THE TRACK! ---------------------------------------- I AM THE ATMOSPHERE HOOLIGAN